Now from what I have seen inscribed on the walls of caves, the Neanderthal man had his act together. He would bash his woman in the head with a stick and then drag her around by her hair. Maybe that was because he knew she couldn't walk and think at the same time and he was just trying to help her out. Dale and I are trying real hard to help you gals out with this walk and chew thing too but I don't know if it going to work. Dale - I read somewhere that in the old days the military would train the farm boys how to march by putting straw in one boot and hay in the other and instead of the drill sargeant saying right and left foot, he would say hay foot and straw foot. Of course, these blondes aren't going to know the difference between hay and straw, so that won't work for us, but maybe we could figure out something with rocks and marshmellows even a blonde should be able to tell the difference there.
It's a proven fact that the neanderthal man couldn't retain anything or have more than 1 thought at a time. That's why most of them are still hiding as big foot, yetti, abominal snowmen etc. I am truly surprised that these 2 neanderthals can even come up with more than 1 word at a time. It must be because their wives are so smart that they are immitating them. For we all know that they never evolved. Boy is that plain to see!!!
HEY JIM, MAYBE IT WOULD BE SAFER INSTEAD OF THE TURN AROUND FOR THEM TO JUST SIT DOWN. OF COURSE NOW THERES GUM ON THERE BUT. MAYBE SOMETHING DIFFERENT THEN GUM TO CHEW. KIND OF A HARD DEAL. I DO LIKE THE STEP [FOOT], CHEW [MOUTH], STEP [FOOT], CHEW [MOUTH]. IF WE CAN GET ROXIE & MARY CHRISTINA TO PRACTICE THIS YEAR, THEY MIGHT BE READY FOR NEXT YEARS TRIKE WEEK? OKAY GIRLS, EVEN AT WORK OR YOUR EVERYDAY ACTIVITIES, THINK & GO STEP [FOOT], CHEW [MOUTH], STEP [FOOT], CHEW [MOUTH] & SIT DOWN & GET UP & STEP [FOOT], CHEW [MOUTH], STEP [FOOT], CHEW [MOUTH]
PS. IT WOULD BE GOOD IF YA'LL COULD HUM A LITTLE TUNE SO YOU'RE USED TO DANCING TO SOME KIND OF MUSIC. DON'T WORRY, JIM & I WILL HELP YA'LL THROUGH THIS
Dale - I have actually seen blondes do the "chew step" They usually wind up with their gum on the bottom of their shoe. Blondes seem to have a knack for getting their foot in their mouth. Maybe we should add to your simple instructions. Instead of step, chew, step, chew, we need to make it step (foot), chew (mouth), step (foot), chew (mouth). I am not sure if having them do their dance routine on the stage at Trike Week is a good thing or not. You know they are going to get so involved in keeping their moves right that they are going to wind up falling off the stage. That would get pretty hard for a blonde - step (foot), chew (mouth), step (foot), chew (mouth), step (foot), chew (mouth), turn around, step (foot), chew (mouth).
HEY, ROXIE CAME UP WITH A NEW DANCE FOR HER & MARY CHRISTINA. IT'S CALLED THE CHEW STEP. I THINK THEY ARE GONNA TALK TO LADY & SEE IF THEY CAN DEMONSTRATE IT ON STAGE AT TRIKE WEEK. THIS DANCE COULD REALLY TAKE OFF IN THE BLONDE & REDHEAD WORLD. CHEW, STEP, CHEW, STEP, YA'LL KEEP IN TIME WITH THE MUSIC. I DON'T KNOW ROXIE, THATS THREE THINGS YA GOTTA REMEMBER.
Don't believe Dale - he's making up things about Chris and I again! I'm posting this as a warning - don't believe him! He's always plotting and planning to get us girls in trouble - this time I'm ahead of him!
