Jim, No can do, Rosie and I work alone. Maybe we'll fall off, since your willing to take the chance. we could use some extra cash. hope you got good insurance.
Crittor - Well, if you fall off, please do it away from the camera. It wouldn't be good for our new enterprise if they show one of the students being hauled off in an ambulance. But that is a chance I am willing to take if we can get some coverage on prime time. Come to think of it, Lisa Rose is a blonde too. Maybe we could get her up on the stage with you and Rosie and you could be a trio. Would you and Rosie have time to show her a few moves - chew, step, chew, step, chew.
This just proves how little your brain retains, even of your own thoughts. Jim you said before you didn't think it was a good idea for us to do the step chew on stage at trike week because we might fall off and hurt ourselves, now you want us to dance on stage at trike week??? Neanderthall thinking at its best!!!!!!!!!
Dale - I think we need to hold a class on the stage during TRIKE WEEK. That way all the world can see the amazing progress the students have made. Maybe, if we are lucky, we can get KYTV to be there to film it. Nothing like getting news coverage to help get the word out. Do you think we need to paint the steps on the floor of the stage or would just the letters "S" and "C" spaced out about a foot apart work better. We could get the DJ to play some Cha-Cha music. Chew, Step, Cha Cha Cha, Chew, Step, Cha Cha Cha. I don't know that looks pretty complicated to me. Maybe we had better stick with the beginners lesson - Chew, Step, Chew, Step.
HEY GIRLS, WE ONLY HAVE ROOM FOR A LIMITED AMOUNT OF BLONDES OR REDHEADS FOR THIS FIRST CLASS, SO PLEASE SIGN UP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THE FIRST CLASS WILL BE FAIRLY SIMPLE. WE'LL CONCENTRATE MOSTLY ON CHEWING. PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN GUM. NO BUBBLE GUM PLEASE. THANK YOU GIRLS, NOW LETS GET THIS CLASS GOING.
PS. ROSIE & CHRIS, WE HAVE ALREADY ENTERED YOU TWO IN OUR FIRST TIME COMPLIMENTARY ENROLLMENT
As an added bonus for completing the Dale Carey course, all graduates will receive a T-shirt embossed with the world famous USC (University of Step & Chew) logo.
