Crittor - When you get as old as I am, step, chew and drool would be more accurate. I think I may see is I can get you and Rosie a spot performing with the Platters. The stage isn't too big though, do you gals do table dances??? I think Dale should write you gals a song to the tune of Chatanooga Chew Chew. Why do blondes have more fun? Because they can play hide and seek with just themselves and a mirror.
Hey, Some of you guys are naturally blondes. Blonde, Neanderthal, and old WOW! now thats a combo. Your dance is step chew spit. Now you only have a couple days to learn this. I know you all don't have much upstairs, But if you really really try you can get it. Why you can even teach a dog to do tricks, so you ought to be able to master it. MAYBE!!!
Crittor - One thing about being old is that you can't remember what it is you were supposed to do and you can't remember if you did it or not and if you wait long enough you can't remember why you even wanted to do it to start with. It is kind of like being a blonde. Looking forward to seeing everyone this coming week. Hell when you have to have an International Trike Meet so you can see your friends who only live 30 miles down the road. We are packing everything up tomorrow and if I have my way, we will be at Shoals Bend tomorrow night. I think maybe Dale is writing a new song so you gals will have music to do your S&W with. Maybe we can get him to sing it on the stage while you gals show off you new found skills. I think we may get Juicy Fruit for a sponsor next year if we play our cards right. See ya' soon.
