> >>NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH > > >> > > >> > > >>A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit > down and engage in an > > >> > > >>animated conversation. The lady sitting next to > them ignores them at > > >> > > >>first, but her attention is galvanized when she > hears one of them say > > >> > > >>the following: > > >> > > >> > > >>"Emma come first. > > >> > > >>Den I come. > > >> > > >>Den two asses come together. > > >> > > >>I come once-a-more. > > >> > > >>Two asses, they come together again. > > >> > > >>I come again and pee twice. > > >> > > >>Then I come one lasta time." > > >> > > >> > > >>"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted > the lady indignantly. > > >> > > >>"In this country . . we don't speak aloud in > public places about our > > >> > > >>sex > > >> > > >>lives" > > >> > > >> > > >>"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. > > >> > > >>"Who talkin' abouta sex? > > >> > > >>I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell " > Mississippi'." > > >> > > >> > > >>I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS > AGAIN (,comments welcome) HDG, still BORED
