Dale - That would have to be the fullest "moon" ever recorded. If our Newsletter Editor had been on her toes instead on other parts of her anatomy, she would have gotten pictures to send in to Ripley's Believe It Or Not or maybe Guiness Book Of World Records. The next time we went to Branson, we could have seen OMT on display there in the Ripley's Musuem along with the world's largest ball of twine. I don't blame you for bailing out. A man has to know his limitations.
HEY JIM, YOU GOT IT ALMOST RIGHT. THERE WERE 5 OR 6 OF THEM WITH THERE PANTS DOWN AROUND THERE ANKLES. IT WAS A UGLY SIGHT & I JUST COULDN'T STAY AROUND. WHO REALLY KNOWS WHAT THEY WOULD DO NEXT.
Dale - Now correct me if I have this wrong. The Newsletter Editor sitting beside the road, with her pants around her ankles, eating pie??? Now that is a picture we probably should be including in the newsletter. I don't know why she is scolding you for leaving, she should be thanking you for not taking pictures and pointing. I think you did the "gentlemanly" thing and the same thing any true "leader" would do. You have to protect your followers at all cost and it is hard to tell what that sight would have done to everyone else's appetite and what good would any OMT run be if no one had an appetitie. YOU DID GOOD!!!!
That's gonna be a tough one to do. But I'll see what I can do, just for you. Larry will thank you for this cause it will keep me busy and out of his hair for a couple days. Ok you gave me a mental picture of it. It should cause someone to smile.
WELL, I WANTA SEE THIS IN THE NEWS LETTER. YA'LL STANDIN ALONG THE RODE BY YOUR TRIKES WITH YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR ANKLES & ME & BARB & CLEON & ROSIE GOIN THE OTHER WAY LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL. I'M TELLIN YA, WHEN EVERYONE SEES THE REAL PICTURE, NO ONE WILL BLAME ME FOR LEAVIN.
I COULDN'T STAND TO STICK AROUND IN THE SIGHT OF THE REST OF YA'LL. I'M NOT KIDDIN, JUST PICTURE YA'LL STANDIN THERE WITH YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR ANKLES. NOW IF THAT ISN'T NEWS LETTER MATERIAL I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.
Ya see, That was the deal. if the guy would give us pie and coffee, we'd let him in his drive way, and he wanted to get in there. And then when he heard how you'd abandoned us he felt so bad that he was even willing to let us spend the night if necessary. All you had to do was wait long enough for us to pull our pants up. By the way how come you abandoned Gary and the Jolliffs?? They didn't have their pants down.
RIGHT, I'D SURE OFFER SOMEONE WITH THERE PANTS AROUND THERE ANKLES PIE & COFFEE. THAT IS THE REAL REASON I WENT THE OTHER WAY. WHEN I SEEN YA'LL ALONG SIDE OF THE RODE WITH YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR ANKLES, I HAD TO LEAVE YA. JUST COULDN'T HANDLE THAT. JUST PICTURE IT. WHAT WOULD YA'LL DO.
PS. JIM, YA'LL CAN PICK UP ON THIS. WHAT WOULD YA'LL DO. WHAT ARE THE RULES FOR STICKIN AROUND IN THIS KIND A DEAL?
Well, ya waited until we had our pants around our ankles and then you took off like a bat out of hell! thought you was either abandoning us or you was going the wrong way again. and people do like us, and they can tell by lookin' at us that we'd appreciate a good piece of pie!!! It was great, just ask any one of us including Bob and Darlene. Thats our story and we're sticking to it.
HEY, I DIDN'T ABANDON YOU, YA'LL EXCEPT CLEON & ROSIE ABANDONED ME. WHEN THE LEADER OF THE RIDE TURNS AROUND TO LEAD YA'LL OUT OF THE RAIN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW LIKE CLEON & ROSIE DID. YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING, NOT SMART ENOUGH TO GET OUT OF THE RAIN. DAHHHH, WHO SAT IN THE RAIN & WHO RODE IN THE DRY & WHO HAS BLUE BERRY PIE ALL OVER THEIR FACE, BECAUSE NONE OF YA GOT ANY IN YOUR BELLY. I MIGHT BE A DUMMY, BUT I'M NOT STUPID. ANYONE INVITIN THAT CREW FOR PIE & COFFEE WOULD NOT BE RIGHT BETWEEN THE EARS. LOVE EVERYONE OF YA, EVEN IF YA DIDN'T FOLLOW ME OUT OF THE RAIN. ANOTHER GREAT DAY IN OMT LAND
Great Ride guys. Nice to go on a new ride, somewhere we haven't seen before. Very interesting day. If we'd known Dale was looking for rain we might not have followed so willingly. It was great that Ron and Patti went on the ride today. And it was great that Bob and Darlene Jolliff could join us. They got a great new trike. Hope they start comming to the meetings. I don't know after Dale abandoning everyone like he did. I guess everything turned out in the end and us abandonee's had some outstanding pie and coffee. So no hard feelings, OK Dale?? Ahhh Ya know we love ya!!!!
