HEY ROSIE, WHY SELL YOUR TRIKE. I CAN TURN BACK THE MILEAGE FOR YA, OR YOU CAN DO IT YOURSELF, JUST GO IN REVERSE TILL YA GET TO THE MILEAGE YA WANT. DON'T GO TO FAR IN REVERSE OR THE TRIKE WILL DISINTEGRATE AFTER IT REACHES MILEAGE 0 & YOU'LL END UP SKIDDIN BACKWARDS ON YOUR BUTT.
THERE'S A NAME FOR MEN LIKE YOU, BUT SINCE I'M A LADY - I WON'T SAY IT! (SMILE) I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO DALE READING THAT ONE - I'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT NOW. THE FUNNY PART IS ...... IF WE GET THE BID ON THAT CORSAIR TRIKE ON EBAY - I WILL BE SELLING MY TRIKE.
OH AND AS I TELL DALE ----- "WHAT PART OF KISS MY --- DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND"? I WILL GET THAT HELMET STICKER, SO YOU GUYS KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU STAND!
Rosie tried to sell her trike. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the trike had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to Crittor. Crittor told her, "There is a possibility to make the trike easier to sell, but it's not legal."
"That doesn't matter," replied Rosie, "if I only can sell the trike."
"Okay," said Crittor. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a repair shop.Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter on your trike back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell the trike anymore."
The following weekend, Rosie made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, Crittor asked Rosie, "Did you sell your trike?"
"No," replied Rosie, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."
