Dale - Isn't two blondes "joining forces" kinda counter-productive? I seem to remember from my old school days that any number multiplied by zero is still zero. Goes something like this "If I.Q. = 0, then I.Q. X 2 still equals zero". Just some of that higher math that blondes have trouble figuring out. Kinda like step & chew.
BE CAREFUL - MR ROAD CAPTAIN! DON'T GET ME RILED UP! I'M ALREADY HALF-WAY THERE - AND IT AIN'T A PRETTY SIGHT! I'LL BE DIGGING UP SOME DIRT ON YOU AND JIM. I'LL HAVE TO JOIN FORCES WITH CHRIS - I'VE BEEN AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER SO FAR, BUT YOU GUYS ARE QUICKLY CHANGING MY MIND. I'LL BE THINKIN LIKE A BRUNETTE FROM NOW ON.