I do believe I'm gonna have to focus my attention on the chief neanderthal for the next news letter. he's just itching to be in there again. just thought I'd check in before bed. We.re leavin' in the morning for so cal. You two neanderthals leave poor Rosie alone while I'm gone. You 2 couldn't do half of the stuff she can. Next time you all need a nurse, you best beware. She might just let you bleed to death when you get hurt by some blonde. Or maybe a news letter editor.
HEY - DALE - I WAS BEING NICE TO YOU - JIMS THE ONE "IN" THE GARBAGE CAN - YOU CAN'T HELP IT IF HE LIVES IN THERE. NOW BE A NICE BOY AND START THINKIN LIKE A BLONDE! GOSH - I DIDN'T CALL YOU OSCAR THE GROUCH, BUT I MAY HAVE TO RETHINK THAT. YOU MUSTA GOT UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED OR SOMETHING. HAVE A GREAT DAY AND TREAT BARB TO SOME DAIRY QUEEN ICE CREAM TODAY!
HEY ROSIE, YA'LL WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE GOOD FOOD PEOPLE THROW AWAY. ICE CREAM'S NOT TO GREAT OUT OF A GARBAGE CAN, BUT I'VE FOUND HAMBURGERS ONLY MISSIN ONE BITE, CAN'T GO WRONG. HOPE SOMEDAY YOU'RE BROKE & HUNGRY WITHOUT A GARBAGE CAN IN SIGHT. HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS ROTTEN & I'LL BET YA LOOK 50 YEARS OLDER & AT THAT AGE, HARD TO BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL BLONDE. HAVE A GREAT 4TH & DON'T BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF.
Chief Neanderthal - I think you're kinda blonde, too. I definitely know Captain Neanderthal is - at least Chris and I have never pulled up to the garbage can at Dairy Queen to give it our order! Ask Barb - she'll tell the story! I think maybe he thought he was in the Seseme Street (not spelled right) Movie or something! Who lives inside the garbage can? Oscar? Wasn't he the grouch???? Or maybe Dale thought he was giving you his order, Jim????? Have a great day! And stay outta the movies!
Independance Day should have a whole new meaning to a couple of the blonder OMT Members this year. It must have been really hard for them to feel independant when they couldn't step and chew at the same time. Thanks to Dale and I, and the Dale Carey School Of Dance, they are well on their way to true independance now. Hopefully by this time next year, they will not only be stepping and chewing, they might even be thinking at the same time. Naw, I think that would be expecting too much.Dale's school is good but some things are just beyond hope.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY EVERYONE. BE CAREFUL WITH THE FIREWORKS - NO MISSING FINGERS OR ANYTHING ELSE IMPORTANT!
I HEAR THE NEWLETTER WAS MAILED YESTERDAY - WONDER WHO MADE THE CENTERFOLD THIS MONTH? ANYONE WANNA TAKE BETS THAT IT WAS THE ROAD CAPTAIN? WE'LL FIND OUT PROBABLY BY THURSDAY!
YOU MUSTA GOT UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED OR SOMETHING. HAVE A GREAT DAY AND TREAT BARB TO SOME DAIRY QUEEN ICE CREAM TODAY! 
