HEY, I'M SURE IT WON'T BE HARD TO FIND A BLONDE OR REDHEAD TO VOLUNTEER FOR THE TEST, BUT NOW TO FIND SOMEONE WILLING TO LET US BUST UP THERE CONCRETE. ROSIE OR CHRIS, WE NEED 2 VOLUNTEERS. YOU TWO MIGHT EVEN BOUNCE, BUT AS LONG AS THE AIR IN YOUR HEAD DOESN'T GET DAMAGED, WE CAN DOT YOUR HEAD. HOW ABOUT IT.
Dale - There is something that you can get into to go long with your S&C school, DOT helmet testing. To test helmets, they do a drop test. They drop a helmet from a certain height and then inspect it for damage. I am pretty sure if we dropped the blondes (and wannabe blondes) from about 20 feet, on their heads, there wouldn't be any damage (except maybe to the pavement) and we could get them DOT certified. Everyone already knows they should be certified anyway but that is a different kind of certification. I think they do that at the funny farm.
HEY, IF YOU COULD GET THESE BLONDES A PRINT OUT OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDES HEAD & A DOT HELMET, ROSIE & CHRIS COULD CARRY IT WITH THEM & GET BY WITH JUST WEARING A DOT STICKER ON THERE FORHEAD. I REALIZE CHRIS IS A REDHEAD, BUT I'M SURE A REDHEAD HAS A MUCH THICKER HEAD THEN A BLONDE. I THINK LARRY TOLD ME THAT ONCE & HE SHOULD KNOW.
Dale - We may have a problem with the blondes and DOT helmets. I loaned a helmet to a blonde in Sturgis a few year ago. It had a DOT sticker on it. At the end of the week, I found her wandering around the campground looking for some gal named Dot so she could return the helmet to her. Besides, I just did some checking and the average blonde's skull is 3/8 of an inch thicker than what is required of a DOT helmet. They do have one thing in common though, they are both pretty well empty inside.
HEY, WE CAN DO THE HELMET TOSS AFTER THE CHEW STEP COMPETITION. WE CAN TOSS CHRIS & ROSIES BEFORE THEY TAKE THEM OFF. SOUNDS LIKE GREAT GAMES. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE CHRIS & ROSIE LOOKIN FOR THERE HEADS, BUT THEN THEY'VE BEEN DOIN THAT ALL THERE LIVES. YA'LL HAVE A GREAT DAY, THIS OLE MAN BETTER GET TO WORK BEFORE I GET FIRED. BARB'S A HARD GAL TO WORK FOR.
That doesn't sound like a good visual image to me, Rosie. PS Let us know what you want for the games and we'll bring it. We have wienee bite polls, buckets, road kill toys, balloons, rope, stop watch, helmet for tossing, orange cones (big and small) and a lot of other stuff. Lady
I'M NOT SURE IF THE HELMETS NEED TO BE DOT OR NOT. I'M SURE ANY OLD HELMET WILL WORK. THEY'RE ONLY CONCERNED ABOUT KEEPIN ALL THE AIR IN ONE LITTLE BALL. IN CHRIS & ROSIES CASE, HOT AIR IN ONE LITTLE BALL.
I think that is a great law Dale. Think about it. If some blonde were to fall and puncture her skull, all that vacuum would be released and it would probably have disastrous affects on the atmosphere. I am almost sure that is how the "black hole in space" theory got started to begin with. Some blonde stepping and chewing and destroying the world in the process.
THOSE BLONDES & RED HEADS PLANNING ON PARTICIPATING IN THE CHEW STEP COMPETITION AT THE OMT TRIKE IN WILL BE REQUIRED TO WEAR HELMETS. THE STATE OF MISSOURI RECENTLY MADE IT A LAW ANY BLONDE OR REDHEAD MUST WEAR A HELMET WHEN CHEW STEPPING. WHAT ARE THEY GOIN TO THINK OF NEXT. IF YA THINK ABOUT IT, WHAT ARE THEY REALLY TRYING TO PROTECT. DUHH NOTHIN IN THERE. KINDA WASTIN A HELMET.
