The only thing I know for sure is when the gals come back across the road, they had eyes the size of saucers and they were talking about hanging something or another. I heard the word hung anyway. Not sure what is going on over there but I dont think it is a fittin' place for old Hound Dog or Dale and I either. Us angels have to protect our good names and reputations.
WHAT A STATEMENT, "AM I WRONG" BY CHRIS CRITTOR. THE ONLY TWO WHO REALLY KNOW WHAT'S ACROSS THE ROAD ARE LINDA & ROSIE. I GUESS IT'S UP TO THEM TO FORWARD THEIR FINDINGS TO DON. I'M NOT ONE TO START ANY RUMORS & I KNOW JIM WOULDN'T PASS ON SOMETHING HE DIDN'T KNOW FOR SURE. US GUYS JUST DON'T DO THOSE KIND OF THINGS.
I am really looking forward to THE OMT Trike-In. Most fun a person can have with their clothes on and if anyone gets a hankering to take their clothes off, all they have to do it walk across the road and they will fit right in. Don, we expect to see you show up sometime this weekend. Sorry I missed you when you came over the other day but me and the couch were taking a nap. Funny how that thing has to have company come nap time. Dale- I think we should give the blondes a break this weekend. If I can find that extention ladder, I am almost sure we can break something for them. I know there are a lot of OMT lurkers out there that read this forum and don't chime in. They are probably a lot smarter than Dale, Don. Larry and I. Don's dog house is only so big and, with the four of us in there, it is already crowded. I hope that everyone has plans to be there this weekend, if you ain't you gonna be sorry, cause you gonna miss a heck of a good time. Ain't no one knows how to party better than a bunch of OMTers. It is called eat, eat and more eat'n.
oOH GOODY the ol HDG is gonna get his ear blowed in shure hope she is a BLOND beagle Crittor you know that ol hound dogs cannot be taught new tricks, they are pretty hard headed an set in their doggy ways,an they shure do hate the leash or dirty ropes around their necks it makes a bare spot for the FLEAS to sunbath in an makes them real hungry for lunch or just a snack the ol HDg has been working with fiberglass an he is doing a lot of itching an scratching he had forgot how much fun you can have with fiberglass now he knowes why he QUIT body work,and also found out that it is just about as costly using plastic/fiberglass as it is to use metal. sometimes he still wishes he was able to go back to the shop an work for the ins.companies again he could be rich in a couple mounts for the prices they are getting for bodywork now days, Owell money ain't everything, naptime.
We're gonna be there with our smiles on. Oh yea and we're gonna whip ya at the trike games. we been practicing. on what I don't know. But I know we're gonna beat ya except on the neanderthal loin cloth pinning contest. But I'll be there laughing! You and Jim better look out in those loin cloths, them guys across the road might get interested. I'd say that old hound dog better look out as well, but ya never know if he's gonna show up. We may have to get a draggin' party to go put a leash on him and drag him to the trike in. I think he needs the dog whisperer. Get him right into shape, so's he'll behave proper.
HEY, HEY, I HOPE THIS ISN'T HOW THE "OMT TRIKE IN" IS GONNA BE. WHERE IS EVERYONE. I KNOW FOR A FACT YA'LL DON'T HAVE A REAL LIFE. LETS GET A RATCHET JAWIN ON HERE. I TOLD YA'LL I'D QUIT THE BLONDE STUFF. JIM, DO YA THINK WE CAN GET ON TO SOMETHING OTHER THEN THE BLONDE STUFF. I GUESS WE MUST OF GAVE THESE GALS A COMPLEXION, I MEAN A COMPLEX. CHRIS, NOW COME ON OUT OF HIDING. DON, WHERE ARE YA. OH, BY THE WAY, I THINK I KNOW WHERE PAW IS OR IF HE AIN'T HE SHOULD BE IN JAIL. LET'S GET PRIMED FOR THE TRIKE IN. HOPE ALL THE OMTERS SHOW UP NEXT WEEKEND WITH A HAPPY ATTITUDE. LOVE YA'LL & LOOKIN FORWARD TO GETTIN TOGETHER AGAIN. BRING ON THE FUN.