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I Dream of Trikes · New Member

RE: Hey Dale

Don Hodges · Senior Member

Pa An Jim take some advice from one of your (elders) an never I mean never ever stick your fingers in womens drawers an (feel) around for flashlights or outher?? (TOOLS) that Is a real good way to end up on the cold (COUCH) in the dark all by yourself, the Drawers I am talking about are the lil silk lined boxes that holds all ladies things the ones with the big (mirrows) an all the makeup an the pretty smelling stuff on top. just so you guys don't get ((confused)) an off track. It took HDG manny manny YEARS to learn this, now he's just spended his time out in the shop an tries to build trikes for fun, an verrrry verry seldome does he get In any kind of trouble orr .oh the experiences of an: old HDG>memories memories

Paw · Senior Member

Jim, I was looking around the other day and found a flashlight just like the one Lady has and Maw said it was hers? They must had a bad lot of them that don't light up? I told Maw I would drill a hole in the end and put a bulb in it for her. Right!! Know what she said to me? She said if I did that she would stick it up my ---? For ever more what would she see up there? I went back to the shop......Hell I know how everything works out here. THE END

Paw's just Jawin'

HillBilly Jim · Senior Member

Dale - I had to get myself out of the doghouse in a hurry, so I replaced Lady's defective flashlight with one of those new ones that you only have to shake to get to work. No batteries to worry about. As many batteries as she was going through with the old one, it is going to save her a ton of money. Poor girl probably kept replacing the batteries trying to get it to light up, not knowing the bulb was bad. I did figure out a use for the old one, since it viberates so bad anyway, I superglued a rod on the end of it and I'm going to use it to stir paint with.

DALE · Senior Member

WELCOME HOME LADY, TAKE IT EASY ON JIM. HE'S JUST DOIN THE BEST HE CAN WITHOUT YOU THERE. HOPE HE GOT YOUR FLASHLIGHT FIXED.

HillBilly Jim · Senior Member

Did you know they did a survey on homeless men and found that 92% of all homeless men were men who had a fight with their wives and left home without their keys??? Don't run over any cardboard boxes on the side of the road. Your fearless leader may be living in one of them....glad to be home and back to life in the 'Zarks. I leave again Wednesday and won't be home until Tuesday - again heading north, but this time to Minneapolis, Minnesota. Hope to catch up with all of you at the October 28 Halloween Party/Chili Feed at Shoals Bend. Hugs to you all. Lady

HillBilly Jim · Senior Member

Don - I'm not sure where Lady does her tool shopping but I never saw one of those flashlights in any tool store I ever been in. It has a name on it "Pleasure-Rite" and I did a Google search on it but my puter must be invested with one of those viruses cause some darn porn site kept coming up. I snuck the flashlight out to the shop last night to see if I could get it working but couldn't get it apart to check out the bulb in it. If I find out who makes them, I am going to suggest a couple of changes they could make. The battery compartment is a lot bigger than it needs to be. It only holds one little 9-volt battery but the dang flashlight must be 13 inches long and that rubber coating is nice but it sure makes it hard to get it apart to change the bulb. They did do one thing right though. They made that rubber coating black so it don't show the grease from your hands like most of the flash lights I have. I am hoping that all the buzzing and viberating stops once I get the light to come on cause it gets annoying after a while. Funny thing is I am pretty sure I have seen one of these flash lights before but it seems to me like the one I remember was a lot smaller than this one. Must have been a pocket version.

Don Hodges · Senior Member

(new tools) Jim I have never used any of these do they have them at the new tool store at seymour?? psJIM YOU KNOW WHERE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN TAKING YOUR DAYTIME NAPS AT ON THE (couch) IT WOULDEN'T SURPRISE ME ANY IF YOU AREREN'T GOING TO SPEND SEVERAL NIGHTS THERE ALSO AFTER THE LAST POST YOU MADE, BE SHURE AN LEAVE THE LIGHT ON AN THE HEAT TURNED UP CAUSE IT IS GOING TO BE REAL COLD AN SCARRY THERE AFTER DARK ALL BY YOURSELF/HDG GONE NOW.

HillBilly Jim · Senior Member

I found out one thing while the boss was gone. These women ain't that much different than we are. They like their tools too. I was out the other day getting the old farm truck ready for winter. I had a couple of holes in it I wanted to putty up. I hate working with putty cause I always wind up getting it all over my hands. Then I remembered the other day, Lady was making me some pancakes and had a putty knife with a long handle on it she was using to turn the pancakes over, so I gave her a call at her Mom's. She couldn't understand what I was looking for but told me to look in her drawers cause that it where it would be. Well, I never was much on fooling around with women's drawers and I thought that was a strange place for a putty knife, but I did it anyway. She has got all kinds of drawers, lot of them have silky stuff around the edges which don't make any sense to me cause no one is ever gonna see them anyway. I never did find the long handled putty knife but I did find a couple of really neat things. They apparently make special fuel filters for women because I found a whole box of them. They were the kind that fit in the glass filters and had strings on them. I guess that was so the women could take them out when they needed to be changed without getting their hands dirty. I normally use Fram filters but these were made by some company I have never heard of called Tampon. Have you ever used them? I also found one of the neatest flashlights I have ever seen. It was kind of wierd shaped and covered with some soft rubber that must have been to waterproof it. I think the starter was bad in it though because when I turned it on, all it would do was buzz and viberate. It wouldn't light up at all. I am going to surprise Lady and see if I can get it to work cause she has got a whole passle of batteries for it. Wish I would have had more time. No telling what other neat tools she has that I don't know about.

-- Edited by HillBilly Jim at 16:09, 2006-10-13