HOPE I GET A BAR OF SOAP, TOO = CAUSE I'M GONNA WASH DALE'S MOUTH OUT WITH IT!
NOW LITTLE JIMMY - YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN THAT NO WIN SITUATION JUST THE SAME AS DALE - AFTER ALL 2 NEANDERTHALS TOGETHER COULDN'T FIGHT THEIR WAY OUT OF A WET PAPER BAG.
KNOW WHAT I REALLY WANT FOR CHRISTMAS - IT'S A HELMET STICKER - "WHAT PART OF KISS BARB'S DALE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND"?
HEY LITTLE JIMMY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT SANTAS BAD BOY LIST. IF YA REMEMBER LAST YEAR I WAS THE ONE THAT HELPED SANTA OUT OF A BIND & RODE AROUND THE WORLD TO DELIVER TO ALL THE GOOD LITTLE BOYS & GIRLS. SANTA OWES ME, & ROSIE IS IN DEEP SH-TROUBLE.
PS. SHE MIGHT JUST GET A NEW WATER GUN. SHE CAN WASH HER HEAD WITH IT.
I am confused, and admittedly that doesn' take a lot. I thought Dale was really being nice and was concerned about Rosie not shooting herself and now he has wound up on Santa's "Bad Boy" list for his trouble and to make matters worse, he took me with him. Does that mean more coal this Christmas? I am pretty sure I have a good supply left from last year. Still have coal dust in my sock and since I washed the motor parts in Lady's washing machine, I am not allowed to use it. Guess I will be the guy with one black foot but at least I'm not blonde.
YOU BOYS ARE IN BIG TROUBLE NOW! I WASN'T EVEN AROUND TO DEFEND MYSELF AND YOU GUYS ARE BEATING UP ON ME. YOU GUYS DO KNOW THAT IT'S ONLY 2 MONTHS TILL SANTA COMES, DON'T YOU??? REMEMBER LAST YEAR? I THINK YOU 2 BETTER GET ON THE GOOD LIST AND THIS AIN'T THE WAY TO DO THAT! YOU HAVE 2 MONTHS TO REPENT AND GROVEL - SO GET BUSY!
Good thing Rosie isn't the type of person who shoots and asks questions later. Cleon could be a bachelor now. But knowing our Rosie, she would have missed. Leave it to a blonde to screw something up.
HEY GUYS, GOT SOME NEWS ABOUT BLONDE ROSIE. SHE THOUGHT CLEON WAS SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN. SHE WENT TO THE PAWN SHOP, PURCHASED A GUN & WENT TO THE WOMANS HOUSE, WALKED IN UNANOUNCED, & SURPRISED CLEON & THE OTHER WOMAN. WELL ROSIE PUT THE GUN TO HER OWN HEAD & CLEON YELLED, ROSIE NO, DON'T DO IT & ROSIE RESPONDED, CLEON SHUT UP, YOU'RE NEXT. CAN YA'LL BELIEVE THAT GIRL. I GUESS IT WAS SOME KIND OF A MISS UNDERSTANDING. THEY WORKED EVERYTHING OUT & EVERYONE IS OKAY.
PS. NOT A TRUE STORY, BUT IF YA'LL KNOW ROSIE, IT COULD BE!!
