HEY - NO COMMENT???? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR BLONDE DAUGHTER HELPED YOU WITH THOSE BLONDE JOKES - I WANT HER NUMBER. US BLONDES GOTTA STICK TOGETHER. AFTER ALL YOU NEANDERTHAL'S STICK TOGETHER.
HEY, COAL IS GOOD. I'VE ALMOST SAVED ENOUGH OVER THE YEARS TO HEAT OUR HOUSE FOR THE WINTER. KEEP IT COMMIN!!!!!!!!!!
PS. I'LL BET AS BAD AS LITTLE JIMMY IS, HE COULD SUPPLY THE ELECTRICITY TOO!!! JUST THINKIN OUT LOUD JIM. SORRY, I THINK CHRIS & ROSIE MADE ME SAY THAT?
Now Dale, didn't Rosie remind you that Christmas is only 2 months away? I think there might be some coal in your stocking again this year.:biggrin Lisa
WELL, ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE SWIMMING CONTEST, ROSIE, LISA, & JUDY WERE DRINKING BEER IN THE CAR. AHEAD THEY SAW POLICE OFFICERS DOING A SOBRIETY CHECK. JUDY STARTED YELLING, WE'RE GONNA GET HAULED IN FOR DRINKING. ROSIE TOLD HER TO RELAX & PUT THEIR BEER BOTTLES UNDER THE SEAT & THE BOTTLE CAP ON THEIR HEAD. JUDY ASKED , ARE YOU NUTS. ROSIE ASSURED HER, DO IT & LET ME DO THE TALKIN. WHEN THE OFFICER ASKED IF THEY'D BEEN DRINKIN, ROSIE REPLIED, NO OFFICER WE'RE ON THE PATCH.
HEY GUYS, ROSIE, LISA, & JUDY ENTERED A SWIMMING CONTEST & THE FIRST EVENT WAS THE BREAST STROKE. WELL THEY STARTED THE RACE & ALL OF AT ONCE ROSIE STOPPED & STARTED YELLING AT LISA & JUDY. NOT FAIR, NOT FAIR, YA'LL ARE USING YOUR ARMS.
