OZARK MOUNTAIN TRIKERS FORUM

HillBilly Jim · Senior Member

RE: OUT COME OF THE ELEOTION

crittor52 · Senior Member

Jim - You are only right about one thing, and that is that Dale already has his diamond, which is Barb. Now for the rest. You can tell that Santa is the only neanderthal that has any brains at all. When some blonde neanderthal isn't stealing his sleigh like last year, everything goes smooth. He cannot help it if some blonde neanderthal steals his ride, stepping out on roofs while his jaw is chewing at 100 miles per hour, and then goes down chimineys with fires roaring in them without his special secret force field shield. You can tell that Santa doesn't chew, cause he doesn't have any gum residue in his beard. This year Santa is smart enough to put into force some very intelligent blonde and red headed female armed patrols so that no blonde neanderthal can steal his ride, pick up a blonde hillbilly neanderthal elf, and make a mess out of getting gifts to all the good girls and boys. Last year that neanderthal missed giving gifts to some very good girls. He will not let 2 hooligan neanderthals do it again this year! And that's a fact!!

HillBilly Jim · Senior Member

Dale - You already got your diamond. She rides behind you on the trike, or did you forget. Ain't no sense in trying to be good to impress Santa. If you ain't noticed he is kinda blonde himself and you know you can depend on the blondes to screw things up. Remember last year when you had to step in for Santa at the last minute. I'll bet one of the elves slipped him a stick of gum. Who else but a blonde would land on rooftops and slide down chimineys in December. You know there is gonna be a fire in that fireplace. If Santa wasn't blonde, Christmas would come in July when it was warm and all the fireplaces were out. He is a jolly old elf but I think he is jolly cause he is running moonshine in that sleigh.

DALE · Senior Member

HEY JIM, I'M LEAVIN THIS ALONE. YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO ANOTHER LUMP A COAL. I'M AFTER THE DIAMOND. I'M A GOOD LITTLE BOY FROM HERE ON. I DON'T CARE HOW STUPID THOSE BLONDES & REDHEADS ARE, I'M NOT GONNA COMMENT.

HillBilly Jim · Senior Member

I think the election went very well and everyone got what they deserved and now that Bill is the Sargeant at Arms, with a big stick, maybe the Newlsletter Editor will get what she deserves. I can't see her letting a big stick intiminate here though. That will probably just give her more material for the newsletter. I can see the wheels turning now. A Sargeant at Arms with a big stick is kinda like a caveman with his club. Do we have another candidate for the Neandrothal Club? Dale, I thought it was shameless the way all the gals, especially the blondes, were picking on you about being the "Senior Road Captain". I think the next ride you lead that goes across the ferry you shouldn't bother to tell the blondes that they have to wait for the ferry before they cross. Remember it is always "ladies first". We will see if they can step, chew and swim at the same time. You know a blonde shouldn't really drown with all that vacuum in their heads. I think we need to determine how many blondes we actually have in OMT. I gotta believe that some of the gals are relying on Clairol to hide their blonde hair because sometimes I swear their roots must be showing by the way they act. Will all the true blondes step forward. Oh, I forgot. Dale you want to give them a stick of gum first?

Paw · Senior Member

THANKS CHRIS,

I'LL GET THE WEBSITE UPDATED NOW. HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GOOD MEETING WISH I WAS THERE. PAW

crittor52 · Senior Member

Here it is Paw.

Director - Dick Luhmann Assistant Director - Allen Bilyeu

Sargent of Arms - Bill Wrowe Secretary - Larry Freeman

Treasurer - Fay Luhmann Road Captain - Dale Carey

News Letter Editor - Chris Freeman Sunshine Lady - Sue Bilyeu

Historian - Chris Freeman Web Master - Jerry Ducker

This time we have something new Paw. We now have 2 Activities Directors.

CO. Activities Directors - Rosie Lloyd and Brenda Patton

I don't think I missed anyone.

-- Edited by crittor52 at 08:41, 2006-10-22

Paw · Senior Member

WHO GOT WHAT? DO I NEED TO UPDATE THE NAMES ON THE WEBSITE OR JUST LEAVE IT LIKE IT IS? IF NOT THEN POST IT ON THE FORUM AND I'LL TAKE IT FROM THERE OKAY. WHO GOT WEBMASTER? I GUESS I KNOW THAT ONE. HEE! HEE! NOWAYPAW