Sure, now everyone is going to accuse me of sucking up to the Newsletter Editor to keep from getting roasted again. That just ain't so. If I said anything nice about her, it was just a slip of the tongue. I was nice to a blonde once but she was a Golden Retriever and had just fetched my slippers. Smartest blonde I ever met, so I patted her on the head, which was the wrong thing to do because she was chewing gum at the time and when she tried to wag her tail, she choked to death.
