Now if this year is anything like last year, Dale is gonna have to step in at the last minute and cover for Santa and if he says Don and I are good boys, that is enough for me. Now Crittor could use some coal. The way she goes through batteries in her camera trying to catch one of us poor, unsuspecting, good boys in a moment of weakness, I think Larry is gonna have to change that camera over to coal power.
HEY, HEY, HEY, BACK UP THE WHEEL. I FEEL DIZZIER THEN A REDHEADED BLONDE IN A WALMART SUPER CENTER. NOW THAT'S ALMOST PASS OUT DIZZY. WELL, I BETTER GET TO WORK. GOTTA KEEP AFTER CHRIS & LARRYS TRIKE. THE OLE BOY IN TEXAS WENT TO JAIL FOR NOT DELIVERIN THE LAST TRIKE THEY ORDERED. NOW HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS WEBSITE. IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THOSE REDHEADED BLONDES CAN FUNCTION IN THIS DIZZY STATE A MIND.
PS. JIM & DON, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ON HERE. YOU TWO ARE VERY, VERY GOOD LITTLE BOYS.
The only thing true about either one of those 2 tales is that Dale is poor and old, Jim is definitly going to get coal for Christmas and Hound dog is always sleeping.
Don, not to worry. Ain't no blonde alive smart enough to get the drop on Dale. He is a cagey old devil. If he is strung up on a big steering wheel it must be because he is trying to communicate with some dizzy blonde. We all know they their heads are always in a spin. I figure that as soon as Santa gets his "good boy" list updated, Dale will be around to set things straight. I know I still got a heap of coal left over from last year and one black sock that don't have a mate. Guess I will probably get the mate for it this year. Every time I get in my sock drawer I see that one black sock among all the white ones and it kinda reminds me of how that fella on "Roots" must have felt.
Hey Jim I just heard that the (blond gang) led by a (readheadded/ gum chewing blond) has poor ol Dale hung up with big shiny chains on one of them fancy spinning wheels that fastens to the wall an of all things they are using them big black bullwhips on him an a few outher things that I don;t know the names of all of them that they are using on himI guess that the boy is really having fun spinning around in a circle. But we may have to go rescue him when it gets daylight a old guy can just enjoy so much pain/fun at any one time (PS I really am not shure this is a (true) tale but something shure has the boy tied up hope he is keeping warm. HDG concerned about this matter. maby take a lil nap first ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
an a few outher things that I don;t know the names of all of them that they are using on him
hope he is keeping warm. HDG concerned about this matter. maby take a lil nap first ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
