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DALE · Senior Member

RE: DALE'S MISSING AGAIN

HillBilly Jim · Senior Member

Crittor - Dale is telling you and Rosie to take care because he knows that with him being pre-occupied with the new baby he isn't giving proper attention to you and Rosie's Step & Chew lessons and he doesn't want you to get choked up on your feet or stumble over your tongue. Of course, blondes have been stumbling over their tongues for ages and it has never left any permanent damage. I think that is because their tongue isn't even remotely connected to their brain or heart.

crittor52 · Senior Member

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Look! See! Dale has gotten all uuuy gooey inside over a new baby. what with even telling Rosie and I to take care.

Still ignoring that Jim and Hound dog neanderthals tho!

HillBilly Jim · Senior Member

Dale/Barb - Congrats on the new Grandbaby. Sure is nice to be able to hold them until they mess their diaper and then give them back to their mother to be changed. You know why it is so hard to potty train a blonde? ------------------ I don't either but it is. If you figure it out, let Larry and Cleon know.

Paw · Senior Member

DALE, YOUR NOT OLD WITH 13 GRANDKIDS, YOUR OLD LIKE ME WITH 36 GRANDKIDS, AND GOD ONLY KNOWS IF THERE IS ANYMORE COMING? WE HAVE SOME LATE TEENS THAT CAN HAVE SOME ANYDAY NOW AND THAT WILL MAKE ME OLDER. DAMMAN!!!!! NAP TIME NOW...

I'M SO BAD I SHOULD BE IN JAIL.

PAW'S JUST JAWIN'

DALE · Senior Member

HEY, I'M NOT HAVING A BABY, BUT MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW HAD A BABY BOY TONIGHT. THAT MAKES 13 GRANDKIDS FOR BARB & I. I FEEL SO OLD. HE'S A KEEPER. I THINK HE MIGHT SHOW UP IN THE SHOP IN THE MORNIN TO HELP HIS OLE PAW. YA'LL TAKE CARE, EVEN YOU, CHRIS & ROSIE.

crittor52 · Senior Member

Dales not missing tonight. He's out there having a baby.

Don Hodges · Senior Member

Rosie are you blonds just using this as a excuse so that the rest of the neandertalls won't get suspicious an (youll gum chewing blonds) really have him tied to the roullet wheel an spinning him again.an have the highheel boots on an the whipps out of the (torture closet) The old boy canno't take too much more pain/fun from you gals cause hees getting OLD.HDG really worried about the boy an his safetyZZZZZZzzzzzz

Rosie · Senior Member

WHERE'S DALE? I HEARD HE WAS IN HIS "ARCHIE BUNKER" CHAIR RESTING HIS EYES.... I THINK THAT'S WHERE HE SPENDS MOST OF HIS AFTERNOONS - GETS FED UP FOR LUNCH AND THEN CAN'T KEEP HIS EYES OPEN. I HEARD THAT HE BOSSES CHAD AND DJ FROM HIS CHAIR - HAS SOME OF THOSE FANCY WALKIE-TALKIES. HE'S GOT THE LIFE! HEY DALE, WHEN YOU GONNA RAKE UP THOSE FALLING LEAVES?