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HillBilly Jim


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So that is the reason I have seen all the blondes taking pictures of their hands. They were told they had digital cameras. I thought maybe they were trying to count to ten and losing count when they had to change hands. You know what you call a blond that only has 9 fingers? Mathematically challenged.



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Look out boys cause I can shoot.  Oh Jimmy boy, I guess that just goes to show how much of a neanderthal you are. My other camera is also digital. The new one is just more compact where it will fit in my purse and I can always have it with me, you know for whenever any of you neanderthals do something stupid which is always.  love ya back.  now go pick your nose. 

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Don - I am not sure I like that wording "Newsletter Shooting". I would be worried but I know the newsletter editor is a wannabe blonde and everyone knows a blonde can't aim a gun. They never have figured out how to shut just one eye and, if they shut them both, they think it is bedtime and fall asleep. You know Dale told me he installed some new type of radar in that Cobalt trike that erases the memory on digital cameras. Did you notice that the Newsletter Editor got a new digital camera? Guess she couldn't figure out how to change the film in the old one. Crittor - just think, you are performing a valuable service. As long as we are picking on you, we are leaving the rest of the blondes alone and Rosie is pretty well preoccupied right now. Since Cleon painted everything in the new house the same color, she is having a rough time figuring out where the walls end and the ceiling begins. Makes it really hard for her to know where to hang the curtains. You gals know we love you. If we didn't have you to pick on, we would have to go back to picking our nose.

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OUCH OUCH BOY Crittor (see I even spelled it right) that is what I call getting EVENShure hope the ol Dog don't have to try an get  even for all those harsh remarks about POOR Ol HDG He will try real hard to be a GOOD puppy this time but you shure making it hard for him to be a nice ol hound.. Dale / Jim what are you guys gonna wear for the newsletter shootingHDG

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come to think of it hound dog, you are pretty sorry, but not for spelling my name wrong, just for being a neanderthal.    You look pretty sorry in the new news letter and your little buddies Jim and Dale too!! Ha Ha Ha!!!!!    It will be out monday.     

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HDG could say he is sorry for spelling the crittor's name wrong, Buy hey he would just be another NICE ol hound if he done that, so he will just keep his jaws shut an do a lil dance
Cartoon Doginsteald. Damm ol hounds have a lot of FUN.

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Ouch Critter that HURT and just to think that the ol HDG was really really trying hard to be nice Just for the guys an gals that has just got to know all the facts IT will take a really CURVVY Blond an I mean a really REALLY curvvy one to ever catch the ol HDG an chain him to the porch ever again. He kinda likes to just be able to wonder around the neighbor hood without a collar an rope on him HDG  just out WANDERING around an having FUN

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Neanderthals!!   They are all the same. Always lookin' for the curves. Thats why they always get the no brainers, that never last. You have to look deeper then the bod if you want a lasting relationship. Curves usually have no brains and they just want you for your money. In you guys cases there ain't no money involved so all you get is the no brains.  You'd have thought that neanderthals would have evolved more then that. Well maybe some of you have a little.  But I guess hound dog neanderthals haven't. 

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Hey Dale ain't BLONDS great   I was even married to one.UNTIL I found out that she was a total (nut case) So I sent her back to her mommy to try an REraise .I shure hope she done a better job the second time around cause I never looked back, But hey she shure was curvvyy an CUTE  Ol HDG are hard to pleaseZZZZZZZZzzzzzz......... 


 


 



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DALE, PAW'S OUT OF JAIL AND DOING WELL. I THINK? HOPE EVERYONE VOTED? HAVE A GOOD DAY EVERYONE!!!! BACK TO WORK.... PAW'S OUT!!!!

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Good Morning Mister Dale - Good seeing your smiling face here.  Did you know that Missouri just elected a blonde to the US Senate? I am not sure what that is going to do for the nation but I am going to crack open all my piggy banks and invest the money in Juicy Fruit stock. You know there are going to be Stepping and Chewing lessons going on in all the schools now.

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WHERE OH WHERE ARE WE? HOW IS A PERSON TO GET A LIFT IN LIFE IN THE MORNIN. LET'S GET SOMETHIN GOIN ON HERE. EVEN IF IT'S A LIE OR WRONG. MAYBE EVEN SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT SOMEONE. LIKE WHAT NICE GIRLS CHRIS & ROSIE AREOR WHAT A GOOD GUY AL ISOR WHAT GOOD LITTLE BOYS DON & JIM AREOR HOW PAW REALLY SHOULDN'T BE IN JAILWELL I THINK YA'LL GET THE CU LATER

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