Don - Do you get the feeling that our help isn't wanted? I think Rosie is afraid we would paint foot prints on the floor, like Dale does, so the blondes can find their way around. I'll bet if you check out that new Cobalt trike, there are foot prints on the passengers floorboard so Crittor knows when she is sitting facing the right direction. We probably aren't getting any Thanksgiving invitations either. Know what a turkey and a blonde have in common? _______ I'll let you fill in the blank because no matter what you put there, you'll be right.
Jim I don't know about you but my LIL (feelings)were HURT that i didn't get to help paingt::an get one of them little pizzaswell guess It's back to the ol garbage dump for POOR Ol HDG'S supper tnight, no wonder he aint any bigger than his tailGROWL that just his stomach don't worry about the lil hdg he will be ok
Damn, Don and I were going to come down and help with the painting today too. Guess we'll just have to stay at home and cook our own pizza. Hey Don - You know what you call a blonde that goes au natural????? A cucumber. I really like Cleon's idea of painting everything the same color but what is going to happen when Rosie needs to use the bathroom and it is the same color as the kitchen. Decisions , decisions, decisions. Can't be easy being blonde.
HAHA - VERY FUNNY! AT LEAST BLONDE'S CAN READ! I'M LETTING MY HAIR GO AUNATURAL - IT'S GONNA BE GRAY VERY SOON. NO MORE BLONDE JOKES FOR THIS GAL. AND SINCE MOST OF YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY GRAY - I DON'T THINK THERE WILL BE ANY JOKES ABOUT GRAY'S.
HEY JUDY - IF YOU READ THIS BEFORE YOU GO OUT TO THE HOUSE TODAY - THERE'S COFFEE MADE AND THERE'S SOME OF THOSE LITTLE PIZZA'S IN THE FRIGE. NO THERE'S NOT ENOUGH THERE FOR YOU NEANDERTHALS!
HEY JIM, CLEON'S GOT IT ALL UNDER CONTROL. NO NEED FOR THE NUMBER THING, HE'S MAKING HER PAINT EVERYTHING THE SAME COLOR. DON'T TELL ROSIE THAT'S THE REASON FOR THE SAME COLOR SCHEME. CLEON KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE THAT GAL.
Don - I am sure glad that Judy is there to keep Gary and Cleon in line. If she is doing the painting, it would probably go a lot faster than it would if Rosie was there to help. Would take a long time to go around and write numbers on everything every 2 inches so Rosie didn't forget what color she was supposed to be using. That painting by number gets really hard after you have painted over the number and can't remember what it was.
NOW ROSIE WE HAVEN'T BEEN THAT BUSY, BY THE TIME I CAME ON BOARD ALL THE HARD STUFF WAS DONE. GARY AND CLEON TALK ALOT AND ALL I DO IS PUSH A BROOM OR SLAP THE PAINT BRUSH AROUND. I GUESS WHEN I'M SLAPPING THE PAINT BRUSH AROUND I MIGHT WANT TO PUT SOME PAINT ON IT AND THEN MAYBE THINGS WILL GET PAINTED. IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO WORK A FULL TIME JOB AND WORK ON A HOUSE AT THE SAME TIME. GARY AND I ARE NOT HELPING TO MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY WE ARE HELPING JUST TO GET FREE LUNCH AND COFFEE.
WE'VE BEEN BUSY - GARY AND JUDY HAVE BEEN BUSY. ACTUALLY I'VE BEEN AT WORK - CLEON, GARY, AND JUDY ARE THE ONES WHO'VE BEEN BUSY. FEEL GUILTY NOT BEING WITH THEM - BUT UNFORTUNATELY I GOTTA HAVE A PAYCHECK TO PAY FOR THAT HOUSE THEY'VE BEEN WORKING ON!
SO WHAT'S NEW WITH EVERYBODY? NOT MUCH ELSE NEW ON JJ HIGHWAY. NO TIME TO CATCH THE BIG ONE IN THE POND, NO TIME TO LOUNGE IN THE HAMMOCKS ON THE FRONT PORCH. HOPE EVERYONE ELSE IS GOOD. CATCH YA LATER.