Hold Eveything Don, You, Dale, Bill and I are going to get what we deserve. No sense in you working on that new trike any longer. The wannabe blonde has finally come to her senses and is going to put in a good word for us with Santa. He'll probably be bringing us all new trikes for Christmas. Gonna have to enlarge that chimney some so he can get down it. I sure hope I get a blue one.
Hound Dog - I think it is terrible, you pay that low-down, wannabe blonde, newsletter editor a bunch of compliments and she repays you by bad-mouthing you in the newsletter. Getting so the nice guys, like You, Dale and I, can't even pay someone a compliment without them taking it all wrong. Course blondes are known for taking things wrong. Their feeble little one-track minds can't comprehend but one thing at a time. She is calling us Neanderthals but Neanderthals at least evolved. I think blondes evolution process ends the day they are born. Probably has something to do with having to breathe and chew at the same time. Overloads that tiny pea they have for a brain and shorts it out. You notice how quiet this Forum has been lately. That is because everyone else agrees with us but are afraid to say anything because of the retribution they will get in the newsletter. Look what she did to poor Bill. Made him a centerfold and all he wanted to do was help out by keeping things straight at the meetings. With the blondes there, someone has to show them the difference between the buffet line and the bathroom line. No telling what would happen if he wasn't doing his job and you see the thanks he gets for doing it. Then her really nice husband, Larry, buys her a new digital cameral and she breaks it by trying to load film into the USB port. Notice how the pictures in the newsletter were blurry, that is the reason. She was having a Kodak moment for blondes.
HDG made a verry verry grave mistake when he helped the crittor figure out the picture thingy on here. OL well not to worry she being (blond by PROXIDE you know it kills the rest of the few brain cells that blonds have left) So she will soon forget how it all workes an be in another chewing an stepping contest real soon.(Three as in 3 I added both so not to confuse her) things to remember all at one time is just tooo much for the poor girl.shees really a good kid. BUT hey they ain;t much demand for gum chewing MISS stepping persumably good blond kids these days. PS criottor got the picture of my Grear great great ol HDG grandaddy somewhere But I haven;t got the heart to tell her that's it not ol sexy ME just another lil missque on her part. but hey blond is blond!!!!!!!
Scrongy ol mutt BOY that REALLY REALLY HURT:: Dale an Jim have you guys noticed by reading the last (blond) post that (BLONDS) never listen???or look back at any of the old post an actually read them so that they soak in!! Oh sorry I forgot it takes (24-36 hours) for that to happen(in the blonds world) or maby that they just canno't get the forwards an back thing worked out!!! with just a one track brain that the poor lil things has got to work with.Sometimes maby (someone) has said something (NICE) about them in the past post!!!!!.BUT It probally will be a looong LOOONG cold winter before someone has something else nice to say after being called(Yuck I cannot hardly bring myslf to say it(a SCROUNGGY OL MUTT) HDG. with the BLACK an TAN hair with just a smidge of WHITE thrown in to make the colors blend even more sexy lookingYEP the ol HDG shure is a FINE looking puppy all slicked up geeess HE SHURE FEELS sorry FOR THE BLONDS OF THE WORLD/yEA right
Lot of talk for a scroungy old mut, to bad you ain't sayin' nothin'. You still didn't point me to all those compliments that you said were there. Oh maybe your not a neanderthal pointer. I think you are taking to many naps and just dreampt that you said nice things, cause I sure haven't heard anything. You 2 already have your roasted buttons, you can't get another one. Oh I forgot, you 2 don't have enough brains between the 2 of you to know what that means.
NOW AIN'T THAT JUST LIKE A (REDDISH*BLOND) YOU KNOW THE ONES THAT HAS BEEN TO WALLYWORLD OR DOLLAR GENERAL for their weekly (PEROXIDE kick/fix),SOMEONE SAYES A WHOLE LOT OF ((VERRY VERRY NICE COMPLIMENTS)) ABOUT THEM, AN AT THE TIME THAY JUST HAVE THEIR^ lil blond^ HEADS SO HIGH UP IN THE CLOUDES THAT THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME FOR IT TO SINK IN THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAID SOMETHING* NICE* ABOUT THEM, MABY IT WAS JUT TOO QUICK, THE USUALL TIME SPAN FOR SOMETHING SO COMPLICATED TO REGISTER IN THE ^lil bitty blond brain^ IS ABOUT (24 TO 36 HOURS) IN THE small AREA they haveTO WORK WITH no wonder they don't remember,( REALLY KINDA SAD ISEN'T iI) AN THEY DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME FOR it ANYHOW as THEY ARE practing their (ChEwInG AN StEpPiNg)_ REAL HARD, TRYING TO GET IT all DOWN PAT TO BE ABLE TO SHOW OFF BEFORE an ^during^ the BIG CHRISTMAS PARADE: HDG shure glad he is BLACK an TAN the 2 colors go togather verry sexy don't they:: HDG shure is LUCKY
Boy if the ain't the biggest mouthfull I've heard in a while. Exactly what were those great things you said you said about me huh? I can't remember. All I seem to recall is all the comments about blondes and wanna be blondes. And just for the record, my hair never came out of a bottle from walmart or anywhere else. If anyone was even slightly wronged by the front cover of the news letter, it was Dale. And thats only because he's been busy workin'. I'm sure if he wasn't so busy makin' sure that the air bag worked under my seat on our trike, he'd have been right in there too! You and Jim have been having a hay day on here, for quite some time. and Rosie and I hardly even say anything. Keep it up fellas and you'll be addin' to that long list of things that hound dog called me. Like Rosie said, Christmas is commin'. The good guys! yea right!! Gotcha!!
DAMM The ol hdg is going to get( FRIED ALIVE) like a damm ol turkey on a shiskabob on the bon fire by OF all (THINGS) a (PROXIDE BLOND CANNIBAL) an her SIDEKICK BLOND tribe an after all the SWEET an NICE things HDG said about our -LIL sneacky/lowdown/backstabbing/hide in the bushes/lower than a snakes belly/gum chewing/NO GOOD TICK CARRING REDHEADed/flea bitten/did I mention GUM CHEWING/sidestepping/trike riding get even news editor.YEA the wal mart PROXIDED blond redheadded one that is down on all US nice ol neanderthals that are alwas nice to everyone you know like Jim Dale an Don the good guys.
. OL well not to worry she being (blond by PROXIDE you know it kills the rest of the few brain cells that blonds have left) So she will soon forget how it all workes an be in another chewing an stepping contest real soon.(Three as in 3 I added both so not to confuse her) things to remember all at one time is just tooo much for the poor girl
.shees really a good kid. BUT hey they ain;t much demand for gum chewing MISS stepping persumably good blond kids these days. PS criottor got the picture of my Grear great great ol HDG grandaddy somewhere
But I haven;t got the heart to tell her that's it not ol sexy ME just another lil missque on her part. but hey blond is blond!!!!!!!
Scrongy ol mutt
Gotcha!! 
