Jim HDG knowes all about the lil FLEAS he has a lot of experience with them an he also understands all their lil dirty BITING secrets.*****If!!!!**** we dont receive the new shiny trikes by christmas eveWe will know that we have been betrayed by!! SOMEONE!!, an WO to That someone who will probally be getting a VERRY big Box of my lil buddies I have them all shook off in the box an they will be getting verry VERRY hungry by then, HDG flee free
HoundDog is giving Crittor a present. Now that should be good. What could a cagey old hound dog possibly come up with that would be suitable for a low-down, sidewinding, Newsletter Editor??? A grand case of fleas comes to mind. How do you gift wrap a flea and how do you get them all to stay under the Christmas Tree? Leave it to Hndg to figure out a way!!!!
I'M HOLDIN YOU TO THAT BIG PRESENT, AND IT BETTER NOT BE A BIG PILE OF POOP EITHER. YOU ARE BOTH RIGHT, I DO A LOT TO MAKE YOU GUYS FAMOUS. SO IF I WERE YOU I WOULDN'T SCREW THAT UP. IF SANTA DOES BRING YOU A NEW TRIKE, IT WILL BE BECAUSE OF ALL MY HARD WORK. SO DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
YOU TURKEYS HAVE A GREAT TURKEY DAY, AND EVERYONE ELSE TOO!
Jim you an Dale ain't youall got mobbed yet by all the cute lil fans of ours Ol hdg has been running around in discqise all week It's getting kinda dangerous being famous ,I quess next I will be hiring me a big bodyguard an putting up a real tall electrified fence around the yard. Most of the email was from the fan club wanting my address: so I had to tell them I was in Alton Mo.an was thinking about moving to Gainsville Mo. One of the emails was from *OL Santa* an he said the trikes were ready for us ((UNLESS)) he heard a lot of (NEGETIVE) things on us GOOD ol boys (MABY) from the Sweet/ Kind/ever so nice/ likes everyone/beatiful *RED *headded/our dearest friend the greatest news edditor of all times you know her our verry bestest friend CRITTOR the one that alwas sayes real NICE things about us good ol boys, We are gettinh her a great (BIG) present for christmas aren't we That gal deserves the BEST HDG Shure anxioux for his new TRIKE
Don, I tried to email you this morning but it was returned with a message that you mailbox was full. You must be getting a ton of mail from all the fans you have picked up from being featured in the newsletter. Hope one of the messages was from Santa wanting to know what color trike you wanted under your Christmas tree. I am so excited I can hardly stand the wait. Hope it is warm enough we can go riding on Christmas Day. Sure was nice of the Newsletter Editor to put in a good word for us.
secrets.*****If!!!!**** we dont receive the new shiny trikes by christmas eve
We will know that we have been betrayed by!! SOMEONE!!, an WO to That someone who will probally be getting a VERRY big Box of my lil buddies
I have them all shook off in the box an they will be getting verry VERRY hungry by then, HDG flee free
