Rosie - If you think that Dale can digs himself a hole, you ani't seen no holes till you see some of the ones that Hndg digs in his yard.
Glad you have found yourself a new house pet. Even a mouse needs a hug from time to time. It must be ruff being a house pet for a blond though. When they get to steppin' and chewin' you could get stepped on in all the confusion.
DALE, DALE - YOU JUST DUG YOURSELF A GREAT BIG HOLE WITH THE NEWSLETTER - YOU JUST CAN'T STAY OUTTA THE CENTERFOLD, CAN YOU????? I'M REALLY BEGINNING TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU - I KINDA FELT THAT BEFORE YOU JUST GOT SOME REALLY BAD BREAKS, BUT NOW I'M FINDING OUT THAT YOU DIG YOUR OWN HOLES.
I GOT A STORY FOR THE NEWSLETTER - MY MOUSE CHASING HUSBAND STORY. SEE A MOMMA MOUSE DECIDED TO DELIVER HER BABIES IN ONE OF OUR STORED BOXES, I OPENED THE BOX AND THERE SHE WAS - SO BEING A WOMAN I YELLED FOR MY BIG STRONG HUSBAND TO COME SAVE ME FROM THAT NASTY LITTLE MOUSE. HE CAME RUNNING WITH GARY'S DULL POCKET KNIFE TRYING TO STAB THAT MOUSE IN THE BOX IN THE NEW HOUSE. OF COURSE THE MOUSE JUMPED OUTTA THE BOX AND IS NOW MAKING A NEW LIFE FOR HERSELF IN OUR NEW HOUSE. THEN MY BRAINY IDEA WAS TO MOVE OUR "KILLER CAT" OUT INTO THE HOUSE - NOW YOU GOTTA IMAGINE THIS CAT - A GARFIELD TYPE CAT - WHO'S SO LAZY HE LAYS DOWN TO DRINK WATER. I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO BAIT A TRAP INSTEAD! THAT'S THE STORY!
HEY THROW UP ALREADY, WHAT'S THE DIRTY LOW DOWN SIDE WINDIN NEWS LETTER EDITOR DOIN TO MAKE YA'LL SUCK UP LIKE THAT. DON & JIM, YA'LL KNOW YOU'RE VERY GOOD LITTLE BOYS, & DON'T LET THAT LITTLE DIRT BAG GET SUCH A HOLT ON YA'LL. SHE'S TRYIN TO GET YA'LL DOWN ON THE SAME LIST AS HER. NOW YOU GUYS GET BACK TO YOUR OLD SELVES. SANTA LIKES IT WHEN BOYS WILL BE BOYS. NOW SOCK IT TO THE OLE GIRL. CU,
Crittor - It is nice to see that you are willing to help Hndg get that shiny new trike for Christmas. I'll bet a good word from you will do the trick too cause I can't believe that Santa is going to want to get himself featured in the newsletter. You're really a nice gal, but then we knew that all the time.
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! POOR HOUND DOG!! WHAT DID YOU DO NOW TO COUNTER ACT THE GOOD I'VE DONE FOR YOU, TO GET YOURSELF ON THE BAD LIST??? THE NEXT NEWS LETTER COMES OUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, SO I'LL TRY TO DO YOU GOOD IN THAT, MAYBE I CAN UNDO WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
Ol hdg just got that feeling tday that he ain't gonna be getting a new shinny trike for christmasI guess it's just as well he don't get one cause the last time * OL SANTA * brought me anything for christmas the ol BAST_RD went an forged a $$ CHECK $$ on me for the PRESENTol HDG"S tail hanging mighty LOWWwwww
I guess it's just as well he don't get one
cause the last time * OL SANTA * brought me anything for christmas the ol BAST_RD went an forged a $$ CHECK $$ on me for the PRESENT
ol HDG"S tail hanging mighty LOWWwwww
