OH HOUND DOG, I DON'T SEE THOSE OTHER GUYS ANSWERING YOUR INVITE TO THE TOP OF BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN. I THINK YOU SCARED THEM AWAY. THEY DON'T WANT NO OLD DOG HUMPIN' THEIR LEG. AND IT'S TO LATE FOR YOU TO INVITE THE GIRLS. WE HAVE BEEN INSULTED!
Now AIN"T that just like a l(REALLYJEALOUS REDHEADED BLOND) to come up with a answer like that.And NO you gals still ain't gonna get to come up to the top of the hill where the sun is still shining FLATTERY will get you NO where with this gang of GOOD ol BOYS, Diden't you ever watch cartoones when you was a kid where all of the tree houses were OFF limits to the GIRLSOH I forgot that the lilBLOND brain FORGETS things real QUICKHDG still tanning in the sun
SOOOOOOOooooo SORrry Crittor an to the outher Gals BUT Jim Dale an I just CANNO"T have an girls on the SUNNY WARM hill that I worked so hard to build up CAUSE youall just canno"t change your lil ANNOYING habbitsAn would be MOVING our lawn chairs all around AND would probally be bring your BIG brooms along with you also an trying to sweep the dirt all around,AND then the next thing would be that us GOOD OL BOYS would be back down to everyone elses lever:: no more sunny hill youall just CANNO'T leave a GOOD thing along without wanting to change everythingSO no girls allowed on the hill the rest of you GOOD ol boys bring your chairs an come on up still plenty of room for the BOYS. HDG KING of the hill
Jim Dale I took your guys advice an got outta the warm hole, It was getting real dark down there.::I got a new idea this morning an just climed on TOP of the dirt pile I had pilled up from the hole digging Guys get on up here on TOP IT"S ABOVE all the storm clouds an the sun is shining on me up here an It is real warm an toasty , Better bring the sunscreen/an sun glasses with you an maby a couple of lawn chairs,PS just don't spread this around too much It could get really crowded if the word get's out, PS Go around to the south side it is easier to climb I will Be looking for youall soon.HDG enjoying the warm sun an getting him a great new tansee all you outher cold guys in the newsletter:
I've got a peachy idea. Why don't the blondes follow Dale around on Christmas Eve. They could kinda have their own little parade. All they would need to do is get Larry to launch them out of the passenger seat of the Cobalt trike and they would be in orbit for hours. Who else but our Fearless Road Captain and maybe Santa himself could cover so much territory in one night without missing anyone. Might be hard to deliver that shiny new trike to Hndg though, cause he is gonna be down where it is warm. Hope he doesn't get stuck with the job of stoking the furnace down there. I got the shop all cleaned out and a special place made for my new shiny blue trike. I wrote a letter to Santa and told him not to bother having the elves gift wrap it. I hear he is gonna be using a Possum Pride body on it and they are pretty enough without all the ribbons and bows.
HEY, HEY, BACK UP THE SLED GIRL. THE REASON I DON'T DO THE COLD BEFORE THE BIG RUN CHRISTMAS EVE IS TO MAKE SURE I'M IN THE BEST OF HEALTH WHEN THE TIME COMES TO VISIT ALL THE GOOD LITTLE BOYS & GIRLS CHRISTMAS EVE. CHRIS, YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT I ALWAYS PACE MYSELF, YOU KNOW IN CASE I MAKE A WRONG TURN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. HEY HDG, DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU'RE DIGGING IS GETTING CLOSE TO CHINA. I'M THINKING YA MIGHT WANTA STOP & START ANOTHER HOLE. DID IT OCCUR TO YOU, THAT THE HEAT YOU'RE FEELING COULD BE HELL. JUST A THOUGHT, I WOULDN'T TAKE THE CHANCE.HDG, YA'LL BETTER GET OUTA THAT HOLE.CU
Hey Dale how deep is your hole gonna be by thursday. Ol HDG has been digging on his all week, I must be getting close to china cause it shure is getting warmer down at the bottom of it I may have to detour off to the right just a little an maby come out at about cancoon HAPPY digging. HDG
HEY, THE ALTON & THAYER PARADE FOR SATURDAY HAS BEEN CANCELLED FOR MY TRIKE. ANY OF YA'LL THAT WANT TO RIDE PLEASE WAVE WHEN YA'LL PASS BY ME SEATED IN THE TOASTY WARM CAB OF MY TRUCK. 39 DEGREES IS NOT MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME. ONLY A REDHEAD OR A BLONDE WOULD BE UP FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. CU ALL IN THE SPRING. I'M OFF TO HIBERNATION BEGINNING THURSDAY MORNING. YA'LL HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
HDG happy
OH I forgot that the lilBLOND brain FORGETS things real QUICK
HDG still tanning in the sun
BUT Jim Dale an I just CANNO"T have an girls on the SUNNY WARM hill that I worked so hard to build up CAUSE youall just canno"t change your lil ANNOYING habbits
An would be MOVING our lawn chairs all around AND would probally be bring your BIG brooms along with you also an trying to sweep the dirt all around,AND then the next thing would be that us GOOD OL BOYS would be back down to everyone elses lever:
: no more sunny hill youall just CANNO'T leave a GOOD thing along without wanting to change everything
SO no girls allowed on the hill the rest of you GOOD ol boys bring your chairs an come on up still plenty of room for the BOYS. HDG KING of the hill
idea this morning an just climed on TOP of the dirt pile I had pilled up from the hole digging
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