Holy Smoke , Is Business that bad you have to Drum up some ? I Guess you have to do what ya gotta do , Remember They cant Fire Slaves ya know , They have to be Bought Sold or Traded .....
Jim, You don't have to try to suck up. It's to late for that. And yes I can always find someone (sucker) to roast. With Fuzzy, I have someone new to be mean to. The great part about that is that if he wants to see what I do to him after this first news letter that I send him, he'll have to join OMT and subscribe. Hay I like that. It's a good way to drum up business.
Larry - Nothing brightens an othewise dismal day like getting the newsletter in the mail. Always nice to see who get roasted every month. I am sure, with Santa coming, and everyone trying to get on the "good" list, it will be hard for Crittor to find anyone deserving, but I am also sure that she will manage. I am really glad that you and I, and Dale and Don, are already on Santa's "good" list. It is nice to know that there is some reward for being such angels all year and putting up with all the blonds and wannabe blonds like we do. It is a wonder we aren't recommended for a Congressional Honor for Exceptional Bravery In The Face Of The Enemy.
I've seen some of the pictures this low down etc. news editor has added to my stuff so I'm getting ready to leave town. I'll see ya in the spring when some of you have forgotten because your old. Yah, you know who you are or will when the news letter comes out.
If anyone has anything for the news letter, send it to me soon, while I still have some space.
Rosie if you see this, I need whatever you want for your spot, or I'll have to put something in there for you. I promise, no more tongue chips.
Now remember everyone, if you send me something, don't post it on here or everyone will read it ahead of time. Send it to my email at: crittor52@hotmail.com
I knew I'd have to explain that to all you neanderthals.