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Don Hodges


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SEE THERE CRITTOR THAT SHOULD SHOW YOU THAT THE HDG STILL IS JUST A PUPPY .PS OL HDG'S DID NOT FOLLOW THE EVOLUTION FROM MONKEYS THEY ARE THEIR OWN UNIQUE SPECIES ALL THE REAL HOUND ONES WERE THE BEST OF THE LITTER, THE REST WELL YOU KNOW THE POODLES AN SNOWZERS AN THE REST OF THE MUTT CROUD WERE JUST THE CULLS AN SHOULD OF BEEN KNOCKED IN THE HEAD AT BIRTH



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Proof by total admission just how old of a neanderthal you really are. But then again you have no brain power to depend on, so just existing doesn't take to much life out of you.  Maybe Dale doesn't want you to include him in your admission.

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Proof that Dale and I were building trikes before there even was a Santa.



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Dale - I think Santa must have had a blonde reading his GPS system for him and forgot to give her any gum first. 90 degrees longitude and 75 degrees latitude isn't even any where close to Antartica. No wonder he had to get you to fly his sleigh last year. I think he had better go back to letting Rudolph do the navigating or hire you full time to do the driving and he can stick to diving down chimineys but then I am not sure the old boy would know which way was up to get out once he got in. Poor old fella must have been spending too much time hanging around with blonde elves. Probably a good thing we didn't get those shiny new trikes, they would have probably had 5-speeds in reverse. He does have a nice web page though. Must have gotten a brunette to design it for him.

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HEY, DON'T LOOK IN TO BAD A SHAPE TO ME. HEY JIM, YOU & LADY WOULDN'T BY CHANCE BE PLANNING A CRUISE IN THE ANTARCTIC ANY TIME SOON. MAYBE YOU COULD PICK UP OUR TRIKES. MAYBE BETTER CHECK WHERE THESE TRIKES REALLY ARE. SANTA LIVES IN THE ARCTIC. DON'T KNOW WHY HE WOULD LEAVE THEM IN THE ANTARCTIC. I'LL GIVE HIM A CALL & LET YA KNOW FOR SURE BEFORE YA PLAN YOUR NEXT CRUISE.


PS. THANKS CHRIS FOR CHECKING THIS OUT. WE WERE BEGINNING TO THINK THE OLD FELLER FORGOT US.



-- Edited by DALE at 22:12, 2006-12-28

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crittor52


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Hey Guys,


Santa just contacted me. He said that he had your trikes, but when he found out that you all had been lying and had actually been naughty and not nice all year, he was so shocked that it caused him to drop them. He sent these pictures of your trikes and said that you could still have them but you would have to retrieve them yourselves. They are sitting in Antartica waiting for you to pick them up. If you need further directions contact him at      www.naughtyboysgiftretrieval.iwarp.com      where he will pin point exactly where they are.


  







  







 


 







 


 

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