You would think that an old hounddog would be a natural for the editor, since he has a "nose" for news. He could probably sniff out some great stuff. I would sure like to see Crittor up a tree in the newsletter for a change. Can blondes even climb trees?
Don, at least know we know your O.K. and that is the most important thing. It is to bad that you can't get back at Crittor by being Editor but you could send stuff to the new Editor, ya know, just to help out and all.
THANKS LARRY BUT (NO THANKS) FOR THE HONOR OF BEING nominated THE OL HDG LEARNED A LONG TIME AGO TO STAY OUTTA (POLITICS) AN NEVER TO RUN FOR ANY KIND OF (OFFICE) THAT IS WHAT HAS KEP HIM OUTTA TROUBLE FOR A LONG TIME, SO HE WILL NOT BE RUNNING FOR ANY KIND OF OFFICE, BESIDE HE DON'T EVEN KNOW HALF OR THE NEW OMT MEMBERS SO HOW COULD HE NOT SAY ANYTHING BUT GOOD STUFF ABOUT EVERYBODY!!! BESIDE HE HAS NOT GOT THE TIME TO BE EDDITOR CAUSE HE USES ALL UP HIS TIME CHASING VERRY OLD RABBITS
lARRY ANSWERS NO-NO-NO- MABY lARRY DIDN'T YOUR MOMMA EVER TELL YOU THAT OLD RABBITS/ BITCHES/ AN OUTHER THINGS THAT OL HOUNDS MIGHT CHASE!! JUST DON'T RUN WHEN THEY GET SO (OLD) THEY JUST WANT TO SNUGGLE UP TO OL HOUNDS AN GET WARM but THE OL HOUND HAS BEEN BEING GOOD AN NOT CHASING ANY RABBITS WHEN IT IS COLD OUTSIDE HE JUST LET THEM STAY IN THEIR OWN WARM LIL BRUSH PILE:blankstare HDG BEEN AROUND A LONG TIME AN REMEMBERS WHAT HIS MOMMA TOLD HIM WHEN HE WAS JUST A CUTE PUPPY
You my friend have been nominated and given the opportunity to get even with Crittor, You have been nominated to be the new News Letter Editor!!!! You would have a month to figure out if you wanted to be the center fold or not and who to get that month. If you don't want pictures you as Editor can just make it a straight news letter. Think about it, your time for fame and NO fortune is at hand. The copy machine is the property of OMT and goes to the Editor and all the paper, Ink, postage and etc. is paid by the Org.
Maybe this way ya can get a gal to scratch your belly from time to time.
Has anyone seen the Old Dog lately? Is he off with a Stray? Did he get put in the Dog Pound? Is he at the Vets? Maybe just chasing Old Rabbits. Have to be OLD rabbits for the dog to catch one. Oh no, maybe he is back to chasing cars again, bad doggy!
Haven't heard a thing from the Old Flea bagger and just want to check up on him.
lARRY DIDN'T YOUR MOMMA EVER TELL YOU THAT OLD RABBITS/ BITCHES/ AN OUTHER THINGS THAT OL HOUNDS MIGHT CHASE!! JUST DON'T RUN WHEN THEY GET SO (OLD) THEY JUST WANT TO SNUGGLE UP TO OL HOUNDS AN GET WARM
