HEY, I'M YOUR ONLY CHOICE. I ONLY THREW MY NAME IN THE HAT CUZZ NO ONE ELSE WANTS THE JOB. I'M NOT REALLY RUNNIN FOR DIRECTOR CUZZ I WANT THE JOB. IF SOMEONE ELSE WANTS IT, STEP UP & SAY SO BEFORE YA'LL ARE STUCK WITH ME. ROSIE, I AGREE BARB IS MY BETTER HALF, BUT I DON'T AGREE EVERY MANS WIFE IS THE BETTER HALF.
FAY - ARE YOU SAYING DALE IS OUR SECOND CHOICE TO GEORGE CLOONEY? I'D REALLY HAVE TO BE A DUMB BLONDE TO GO FOR THAT ONE! I'M VOTING FOR DALE CAUSE HE'S GOT BARB! SHE'LL KEEP HIM IN LINE FOR US BLONDES - WE ALL KNOW SHE'S THE BRAINS BEHIND ROCK N OAK. JUST LIKE THE REST OF US ARE THE BRAINS IN OUR HOUSEHOLDS. YOU KNOW WHY HUSBANDS INTRODUCE THEIR WIVES AS THEIR "BETTER HALVES"? CAUSE WE ARE!
Gee, Fay I wonder what the chances are we could get George to join our group, he would make a great director. He is easy on the eyes, very dubinor with the sexy grey hair and smile. I have a good imagination and I guess that I can close my eyes at the meetings and pretend that Dale is really him. (ha ha) Lisa
FAY, FAY, FAY, IT WON'T BE ANY DIFFERENT THEN IT IS NOW. DICK TOLD ME THE KEY TO SUCCESS AS A DIRECTOR IS TO IGNORE ALL YOU BLONDES. I DO HAVE TO ADMIT, YOU MUST OF GOT TO HIM TO MAKE HIM STEP DOWN. YOU GALS GIVE ME TO MUCH GUFF, I'LL DO LIKE I DO TO BARB, HEAD FOR THE SHOP. DICK TOLD ME HE'D KEEP YOU UNDER CONTROL. PIECE A CAKE
Dale Dale Dale, Now you are trying to cause hate and discontent. Dick is still stepping down and the only way for you to get out of being Director is if George Clooney came and put his name in for Director, Then all the blonds, red heads, greys, browns and black heads would vote for him. So your stuck and the blonds and wanta be blonds are gonna give you a lot of trouble. In plain language they will give you Hell !!!