Now Jim, I take offense to that, I usually tell you guys that I mailed the news letter. I don't think that Bill will have a problem carrying a big club. After all, I made him a turtle (which he didn't like) and I finally got him to be the rat that he is and likes and now he's back to being a turtle.
Everyone cheer up!! It's suppose to be a good day for riding on Saturday after the meeting. Can't wait, myself.
Dale - I would recommend a big stick, shackles and chains but that is starting to sound a little kinky to me. I think the key word here is "CLUB", no not a motorcycle club but the kind you swing. Bill is a golfer, so I'll bet he about has his swing perfected. If the possibility of being a hole in one doesn't work we will have to go to "Plan B", which involves a sand trap and that snake you sent me a picture of. I'll bet the Newsletter Editor has more venom in one of her pins than that snake does in both of his fangs and at least he rattles before he strikes.All she does is lick a stamp, not much warning in that.
Hey Guys, Back off, Don't give that girl to much praise. It goes right to her head & she'll tip right over. Jim, I think your right, I'll see if I can come up with some kind a big stick or somethin for Bill to keep that girl in line. It'll be a tough job. We may have to start havin secret meetings & not invite her. Just a thought. Watch your back guys. The little sidewinders camera is back at it.
Hndg - You didn't write that royalty check on that old floor mat I gave you the other day did you. You know that thing's going to bounce higher than a wannabe blonde coming down off a Juicy Fruit high. Now that we are rich and famous and appearing as centerfolds in all those magazines, we got a reputation to uphold. The IRS is gonna be keeping an eye on us to see what we are doing with all the money we are making. I think us guys are probably in the two figure income tax bracket now. That is the big time. Dale - I think you ought to get the Sergeant At Arms a new stick to keep the Newsletter Editior in line with. He'll be wearing out the old one pretty quick.
wow we my lil BLOND buddy is back Now the ol hdg has got someone to pick on again he shure was getting bored, WELCOME back RED Jim dale an myself knew that you could not forsake us even though we are now rich an famous from all your hard work helping us get to the big time, an YES your royalty check is really in the mailWelcome home BLONDIE hdg
Thanks Guys, I always knew that ya'll loved me! I still want my cut for making ya'll famous though, and I don't believe that the check is in the mail.
My hat is in the ring but, that doesn't mean I'll be your new editor. Rosie might still want it. Or someone else might want to take a shot at it. Either way, I will still do pictures for it as long as the editor doesn't butcher them.
Hey Jim & Don, Sorry I didn't warn ya'll, but the little redhead threatened me if I told. It is good to have her back, even if we're not goin to admit it.
Got our OMT Newsletter today. Glad to see that Critter has decided that us really nice guys have had enough of a break. Shucks now we are get to be center-folds again. Better get the old dog house cleaned out Hndg. We may be needing it for shelter from the coming storm. Glad you are back Chris.We did miss you but you know we are never going to admit it.
Now the ol hdg has got someone to pick on again
he shure was getting bored, WELCOME back RED Jim dale an myself knew that you could not forsake us even though we are now rich an famous from all your hard work helping us get to the big time, an YES your royalty check is really in the mail
