YOU GOT TO LOVE THOSE BLONDES!! >We went to see a movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I >usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature >was about to start, a blonde from the center of my row got up and >started working her way out. > >"Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me." > > By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I > was a little impatient, so I said, "couldn't you have done this earlier?" > >"No", she said in a loud whisper, "THE TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE >PLEASE" message just flashed on the screen, and mine is in the car".HDG gone now