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HEY HDG, SHHHHHHHHHHsmileweirdface

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Hi Tom I liked ltbiggrin an Im pretty shure I heard ol Dale laughing after he got out in the shop confused It's one of them inhouse things for him you know, gotta be real careful about laughing at the blond jokes OR he will bringing his pillow an blanket to the ol doghouse yawn But like the olhdg alwas say's you still gotta love them BLONDSbiggrin 

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HEY TOM, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, CHRIS, FAY, ROSIE, JUDY, GINA, ALL HAVE CURTAINS ON THEIR PUTOR WINDOWS & THEY'RE NOT ALL BLONDES. COULD BE A GAL THINGwinkweirdface

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Oh Those Blondes

A Blonde goes to Wal-Mart to buy curtains. I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.

 The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.

 The blonde promptly replies, Seventeen inches.

 Seventeen inches asked the salesman.

 That sounds very small. What room are they for?

 They aren't for a room. They are for my new computer monitor

 The surprised salesman replies, But Miss, computers do not need curtains

 The blonde says, Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows



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