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HEY HDG, IT TAKES A REAL BLONDE TO CHANGE A TRUE STORY AND WE ALL KNOW CRITTOR IS A REAL BLONDE AT BRAIN.weirdface

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Yes, we're still firends. We just know how old and confused you are and how you must have accidently changed the joke from it's original form which is the following.

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the man that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde  assures the pharmacist that he has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "Yes," said the blonde , "I'll go home and get it." He returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to him, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
Annoyed, the blonde  snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container ..
(Are you ready for this one!?)

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"


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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde  assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "Yes," said the blonde , "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
Annoyed, the blonde  snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container ..
(Are you ready for this one!?)

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"


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