Hey Dale -- KMA -- you're really pushing your luck! Just think back to how scared you were during the OMT trike-in about how we were going to get even. Remember -- remember how you wanted to go home early???? Just remember how we made you sweat! That's all I'm saying!!!!
Dale, I believe you just got yourself in really deep do-do! Jim and Hounddog, you guys can save yourselves if you break away from Dale (the Trouble Maker). Us gals are going to get Dale Carey big time!!! Can't wait til State.
OKAY GIRLS, IT'S TIME YA'LL GET YOUR NEW NAMES, SO WE CAN SEE IF THIS IS GONNA WORK DENISE YOU CAN BE BENNY, CAUSE YA PULLED SO HARD AT THE TRIKE-IN CHRIS CAN BE RANGER REGINA CAN BE NELLIE FAY CAN BE FRED HEY, NO NAMES LEFT. OH WELL, ROSIE, YOU CAN BE THE HORSES BUTTTTTT THE REST OF YOU GIRLS WILL HAVE TO JUST WAIT FOR YOUR TURN TO HELP HEY JIM, I THINK THIS IS WORKIN OUT JUST FINE
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny.
The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper.
Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Benny didn't move.
Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger." Still, Benny didn't move.
Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard." Benny just stood.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Okay, Benny, pull."
Benny pulled the car out of the ditch.
The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try."