Lady is home but she can't seem to find her "Honey Do" list. I think maybe it went fishin' with Hndg. Bottom of the lake is where I would be lookin'. Got no "Honey-Do" list, got no job. Guess that is all part of the stimulus package. Maybe I could get to liking this thing after all. I think they should use part of the money they are spending to eradicate the bat problem that seems to be plaguing the Ozarks. Think maybe it has something to do with all the caves around here. I visited a cave the other day. It had the traditional stalagmites and stalagtites but it also had a huge pile of empty Grecian Formula bottles. Not sure what that is all about but the bats look a lot more stylish now.
HD - I think you'd better start dropping us a line when you plan on disappearing again. Be a good little HD and give us a bark when you leave the dog house! Jim - thanks for checking up on the HD! But it still doesn't let you off the hook - you're in trouble with the old OMT bats. Is your lady home? Hopefully she keeps you in line now!
Boy HDG, I was really worried about you. Now that I know you are okay I have to tell you, dale and Jim are Badddddddd to the Bone. They will get you in deep doo-doo. Jim was a nice guy til he got mixed up with Dale. I tried to warn him, but he just wouldn't listen. You still have time to save yourself! Glad you're back and okay.
Hndg - Glad to see you back. I called you, no answer, drove over to your house but you weren't there, kinda surprised since your truck was in the drive. so I broke into your house to make sure you were alright. You weren't there either. Kinda figured you had gone somewhere with Keith but wasn't sure. Lady finally got hold of someone that got hold of your sister and she said she thought you had gone fishin'. Was beginning to worry about you little buddy. Yeah, I know, worrying is a woman thing but shucks good hound dogs are hard to find. Welcome back. Since Dale is gone, I need some help keeping all these blondes in line.Actually I think they were a little worried about you too.
The ol hdg is back an has got his tail raised I see that Ol PA has slipped you gals some more of them whooop a-s pills again, an that you are picking on my ((BUDDIES)) All You BLONDS (knoweessss) that we (canno't) as in >CANNO"T< have that, The ol dog just somehow knew that he should of stayed home an not went night time fishing An let you BLONDIES get back on them (WHOOOP A-SS pills)again for one thing they are verry (FATTING) an they give youall some verry weird a-ss notions that youall are badd badd badd to the bone yea right The ol hdg will have to sleep on this an see what all you BLONDIES are plotting for tmorrow???to be continued........
I knew Lady wasn't around -- Mr. Jim wouldn't be acting this way if she were home! Well - I've saved up all this incriminating info for Lady to review once she gets home (I may have even made some stuff up). Yeah - I hope HD is fit as a fiddle! It's been quiet on here without him for sure. I think Dale's computer problem is more of a DSL issue than his puter - he's adding some other computers to his line and having to deal with Centurytel. Always a process to go through - "you jump through hoops for us and keep paying your bill".
Hey girls. I guess our devious plan is going to have to include Mr. Jim. I tried to warn him, but he didn,t listen. By the way, has anyone heard from Hounddog? I haven't seen anything from him for several days. I sure hope he is okay.
As a matter of fact, Lady is out of town. She is in Chicago visiting the kids. Left me alone to get bored and what better way to cure boredom than help out friends like Dale and Hndg. Course Hndg is out hunting right now and Dale's computer has been sabatoged by the blonde geek squad so guess I'll have to take up the slack and not cave in to you gals threats. Speaking of caves, did you gals find you way back home this morning in the dark?
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep. However, the bats persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said, and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a hungry frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat tiredly, "Because I didn't!"
Is Lady out of town???? She needs to get a leash on that guy of hers!!! He's really digging himself into the doghouse with HD and Dale - wonder how many cavemen that house will hold? Glad to see there aren't any other men willing to join them! Nope - we're saving our evening gowns for the state trike-in, Jim!
Jim, I always thought you were a real nice guy. You just been siding with Dale too long. Let me tell you, that ole boy will get you in deep doo-doo!! Better watch out for him.
If the meeting isn't "formal" does that mean you gals won't be wearing your evening gowns? Glad the parade is in the afternoon, cause if was in the evening, all you gals circling around the street lights, gathering bugs in your evening gowns, would probably cause a traffic jam of all those old tractors in the parade. No wonder it got the name "Hootin' and Hollering". Dale - if you need help getting your computer working again, give me and Hndg a call. I'll bet the blondes sabotaged it.
From Dale (his puter is down temporarily) - Regarding Saturday's meeting: 11:00 @ Vaught's for lunch - Hootin and Hollerin to follow, parade if you want to. There will be no formal meeting.
You still have time to save yourself!
Glad you're back and okay.
The ol hdg is back an has got his tail raised
All You BLONDS (knoweessss) that we (canno't) as in >CANNO"T< have that
, The ol dog just somehow knew that he should of stayed home an not went night time fishing
An let you BLONDIES get back on them (WHOOOP A-SS pills)again for one thing they are verry (FATTING) an they give youall some verry weird a-ss notions that youall are badd badd badd to the bone
yea right
The ol hdg will have to sleep on this an see what all you BLONDIES are plotting for tmorrow???to be continued........
Oh boy are we ever going to have fun!!!