HEY, WE'RE ALL LOOKIN FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND IF WE CAN ONLY KEEP THOSE OLE BATS OUT OF OUR HAIR I JUST MIGHT NOT DO THE COMB OVER THIS WEEKEND THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO GET IN MY HAIR AS EASY OR MAYBE JUST KEEP MY HAT ON JIM, YA'LL MAY NEED TO WEAR A HAT THOSE OLE BATS MIGHT JUST TRY & NEST IF THEY CAN'T GET IN THE CAVE
We're not digging a hole, we are making a new cave so all our little bat buddies will have a new home. Seems their old on is full of bat droppings. Dale, did you know that Jack is putting a little perch for Denise on his handlebars so she can use her radar at night instead of having to run a headlight. He won't even need a windshield to reflect the bugs since she will be catching them as they go by. Hard to believe the scarifices us guys have to make for our gals. Heard that Cleon was going to come out of retirement and get a night job replacing street lights so he could see Rosie once in a while as she flies by. Now there is a man who really loves his bat, err I mean wife.
I know two guys who are becoming pretty good at digging holes. They're digging deeper and deeper. Pretty soon, who knows, they may find their way to China or maybe even Hell! What do you think, Rosie?
HEY JIM, YA'LL BEEN DOIN A GOOD JOB TAKIN CARE OF THE BAT TEAM I THINK YA GOT UM ON THE RUN I DON'T THINK WE'LL HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THOSE GALS AT ALL AT THE STATE TRIKE-IN THEY'LL SURELY SPEND THE DAYTIME HOURS IN THE CAVE & AT NIGHT THEY'LL TAKE CARE OF THOSE PESKY BUGS IT'LL BE A GREAT TIME YA JUST GOTTA LOVE THOSE OLE BATS
Some of you are even starting to show you age too, but "since creation" I guess you are entitled. A person would a thunk your little bat wings would be getting tired by now. If I had to live that long, hang upside down to sleep, and live on a diet of bugs, I would probably be a little batty too.
Rosie - Thanks for looking out for us cavemen. Hard enough living in a bat-invested cave and having to worry about histoplasmosis and those annoying ads that Geico runs on TV. "Simple enough even a caveman can do it." What is that supposed to mean??