WHAT A SUCK UP I'LL ALWAYS BE A WITTOW BOY I DON'T HAVE ANY WANT TO BE A MAN TO SERIOUS & IT MAKES LIFE HARD TO GO THROUGH IF YA CAN'T HAVE FUN TRAVELIN THROUGH THIS LIFE, IT'S A WAISTED TRIP SO ALL YOU MEN HAVE A DULL SERIOUS LIFE SOON IT'LL BE HIBERNATION TIME, HANG ON THAT YA OLE BATS ALL WINTER UPSIDE DOWN CRAPPIN ON YOURSELVES
YEAH - I THINK HE'S MAKING RICK UP -- TRYING TO MAKE US THINK HE'S GOT OTHER LITTLE CAVEBOYS ON HIS SIDE. YOU DO NOTICE THAN NONE OF THE REAL MEN WILL PARTICIPATE IN THIS -- NOTHING OUTTA GREG, CLEON, JACK, TOM, LARRY, PAW, DOC, AND ANY OTHERS I MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN. YOU GUYS ARE THE REAL MEN -- NOT THE LITTLE CAVEBOYS THAT DALE, JIM AND HOUNDDOG ARE! WE APPRECIATE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU MEN!!!
Jim - aren't you suppose to be going to a family reunion??? I hear them calling you!!! Don't worry about your other little caveboy friend -- us gals will take good care of him while you're gone. Just relax and enjoy yourself!!!!
Grannie - All we need to "fight off" you gals is a big fly swatter. I think you have been hanging upside down too long and with all that blood rushing to your hear you are forgetting who rules the cave. "Swatting Bats" so easy even a caveman can do it".
Who? Who would want to take on the "old bats" besides you, Jim and HD? You're crazy if you think you can recruit more for your little "caveboy gang"! So, shhhhh and be a good little 8 year old caveboy.
P.s. I hope you didn't mark all over Barb when you were marking your territory! We'll be calling you "Billy-Dale" if you did!