I've been ignoring you caveboys and your "blah, blah, blah" - but I just can't keep my fingers shut any longer! Just cause Gina came up with some really good pics of you guys in your wittow caveboy outfits doesn't mean you can abuse us! We're saying NO to the abuse - type written and otherwise! No more beating up on us gals -- you guys know who and what you are - MEAN WITTOW CAVEBOYS. I know what you all were in school -- you probably ran around on the playground tripping us, pulling up our skirts, and pulling our ponytails - bullies! Now just go back to your cave -- we'll let you know when it's safe to come out. Hope the cave doesn't fill up with water over the next few days -- there's NO ROOM ON THE CAVE CEILING for caveboys!
Battle??? What battle???? Dale did you know there was a battle??? I just thought we were ridden the world of some more varmits that had been hanging around too long. Speaking of hanging, wonder what the blondes, and one particular wanna-be blonde brunette, use to cling to the ceiling. Think if might be the suction from the vacuum in their empty heads??
HEY DENISE YA OLE BAT, HAVEN'T YA HEARD THE WEATHER REPORT COLD A COMMIN IN YA BETTER GET A HANGIN WITH THE REST A THE OLE BATS, BEFORE YA GET LEFT OUT IN THE COLD & JACK WILL HAVE TO DRAG YA BACK IN THE CAVE
Ok Jim an Dale lookes like we have won the battle the BLONDIES an a Couple REDHEADS thrown in for good measure an even that wild INDIAn gal seemes to be overwhelmed by the Wisdom/the cunning nature of the cave men an a old hdg, that they have just decided to (hang it up?as in upside down) for the winter.The Ol hdg is shure gonna miss their cute lil remarks an all the sweet lil lies they were telling hdg when they were tring to (benedict arnold )him onto their side,They seem to have forgot that ol hdg spent about half of his life married to 2 as in two diffrent blondies So hdg knowes all about that sweet talk an how easy it is for blondies to just through it around an hopes it will catch some good ol (cave Boy:s) off guard,They really do like the cave man style of guy the knock em in the head an drag em home type But they won't admit it in public YOU STILL GOTTA LOVE EM FOR TRYING TOOOOooo BAD THEY WILL NEEEEVVVVVVEEEERRRR ever win so relax boys an grab a club an lets us go HUNTING...hdg
HEY JIM, WE'RE DOIN ALRIGHT WE'VE EVEN GOT THE OLE CHEROKEE BAT RESPONDIN I WANDER WHEN WITTOW RICKY'S GONNA GET ON HERE WITTOW RICKY, WHERE ARE YOU I BET DOROTHY WON'T LET YOU PLAY THIS GAME
Fay - Is that the guys from Orkin? If it is, they may be exterminating some bats. Here they are running a special on blonde bats. Seems they are easier to catch cause they fall for the same traps twice.
YA KNOW, BEING A BAT WOULD BE TOUGH ENOUGH, BUT A BLOND BAT WOULD REALLY MAKE LIFE A FOR WHAT THEN THERE'S GINA, WHO IS NOT UP TO EVEN BEING A BLOND BAT WELL, SOUNDS LIKE THE WEATHER IS TURNIN COLD THIS WEEKEND, SO I'M THINKIN THE OLE BATS WILL BE HANGIN DORMANT FOR A FEW DAYS
Crittor - You know why they call it "droppings"? Cause the bats hang down from the ceiling and drop it on the floor. Now when you hang from the ceiling, which way is the toilet seat when it is "down"? Does that mean it is really "up"? No wonder you blondes are are batty. I'd be batty too if I spent half my life hanging upside down and the other half flying around blind as a bat never knowing if the toilet seat was down or up.
"Now why is it always the man's job to put the toilet seat down when they are through, why isn't it a woman's job to raise it back up when they are through so us guys don't have to handle that messy old thing. After all, you gals are the only one that uses it. Us guys don't even need no stinkin' toilet seat"
They don't need the seat so if there is any dung on the cave floor it has to be caveboy dung, they must stand up for everything!!
We tried building an underground cave system but it kept filling up with bat dung. Kinda like this Forum has a habit of doing. Now we know why they hang from the ceiling, they can't walk on the floor for all the droppings. That's probably why they want the toilet seat down. They keep flying into it when it is up even if it is pink and fuzzy. Smart enough to be a blonde. Now that is something every bat should aim for. We got some that will never make it.
Oh glory be -- we finally hear from the Alton caveboy! Glad to see him back ... even if he doesn't know what he's talking about! That must be one big underground cave system - runs from Ava to Alton. They probably have widdow dug out canoes they travel back and forth in.
HANG IN THERE HDG, THOSE OLE BATS WILL PROMISE YA THE WORLD & STICK YA ON AN ISLAND OF SOME LITTLE POND. YUP, YUP. GINA TRIED TO BE A BLOND ALRIGHT, UNTIL SHE REALIZED SHE WASN'T SMART ENOUGH FOR THAT COLOR. THE REST OF YOU BLOND OLE BATS ARE DEFINITELY ON THE BORDER LINE OF NOT ENOUGH INTELLIGENCE TO BE BLOND. ONE INDICATION IS YA'LL THINK YOU'RE UP ON FEUD WITH THE WITTOW CAVE BOYS
Boy the head caveboy is on a roll this morning! You really should go and invent something useful because you have too much time on your hands. You and Dale are trying sooooo hard to win this feud. Not a chance!! You little caveboys are outnumbered.
"Step into my parlor said the spider to the fly", well in this case the ol' bats to the Hndg. HoundDog is too smart to fall for that one. First thing you know, you gals would be bitchin' cause he wasn't keeping the doghouse clean enough to suit you and then you would expect him to go outside to pee or to put the toilet seat down. Now why is it always the man's job to put the toilet seat down when they are through, why isn't it a woman's job to raise it back up when they are through so us guys don't have to handle that messy old thing. After all, you gals are the only one that uses it. Us guys don't even need no stinkin' toilet seat, much less a fuzzy pink one. Bet that was a blonde invention like throw rugs. You already got a rug why do you want to cover it up with another rug??? DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hdg, I agree with Rosie. You should come back on our side. Those bad caveboys will just get you in trouble. Biggggg Trouble!!! Us girls will treat you real nice. We love you like a cute little puppy.
Now - hounddog - why have you gone to the other side? You were in touch with your feminine side and you've gone and ruined that. Behave and come back over with us girls. We love you and treat you right! Those caveboys only care about one thing - clubbing their girls over the head and dragging them back to the cave - ask Barb and Lady.
Ok Rosie/smilinggranny/crittor/Barb an the rest of you BLONDS take that Gina a big bottle of proXIDE an give her hair a good dose of it(why) youall ask because she is picking on my ol cavemen buddies Jim an Dale like the rest of you Blonds so she needes to fit it with the rest of you BLONDIES hdg still figuring on the rest of the story/revenge/stradedys/ for the last act of terrorism/traitorism you blondies cooked up with my ol buddies in their cute lil short leopard skirts but rest assured there is (MORE geetting EVEN) ps iffin you are Blond never as in NEVER pick on cave men hdg
they were telling hdg when they were tring to (benedict arnold )him onto their side,They seem to have forgot that ol hdg spent about half of his life married to 2 as in two diffrent blondies
