Bat'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears...'
Bat: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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I don't know if Lady has that much pull with Jim. He seems really determined to be a bad wittow caveboy. I was really hoping we could save Hdg. To bad! At least we tried.
I think it's too late, Denise. They've done corrupted HD - they've fed him something in his dish that's turned him into a rabid caveboy. Well - at least we still have our MEN! Who needs those wittow caveboys anyway? All's they do is blah, blah and really don't make any sense - they get out their club and grunt and expect us to know what they mean. I've got no clue what they're grunting about. Jim is the eloquent caveboy and he's off with his Lady. Hopefully she's thrown his club in the ocean - maybe some shark has it now. I think we'll be seeing a changed boy when he gets back -- hell maybe he'll be a MAN!
We're not begging Hdg. to come to our side. We just feel bad for him because you baaaddd wittow caveboys corrupted a nice person. You caveboys are baaaad, baaad to the bone!!
OHoooOooo My MY my my my my don/t you blonds know that the ol hdg is too OLD an SLY to fall > prey< to the cute lil (spring dew an honey) ( sweet talk) that you gals use so freely he is about old enough to be you gals daddy,An probally should give you youngs a good paddling for being so blondish Or maby just call your hubbys an clue them in on (how) the paddling should be carried out? but being as BLOND as you gals are youll would probally just like it So I guess I will just have to keep supply youals >cave boy< hubbys with their prescripton refills(OAK clubs) for you SWEET things, lookes to be a long cold winter!! hdg back to chewing again shure hope his ol toothers hold out...hdg
HEY ROSIE DING BAT & DENISE BLOOOOOND BAT WE KNOW WHY YOUR GUYS DON'T POST ON HERE & SIDE WITH US WITTOW CAVE BOYS CUZ THEY CAN'T GET ON TO POST I JUST BOUGHT A NEW LEAF BLOWER & IT REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF OLE DING BAT ROSIE & OLE BLOOOOOND BAT DENISE IT HAS A WIND VELOCITY OF 170 MILES PER HOUR HDG, KEEP CHEWIN THE CLUB FOR CLEON & JACK RICKY, DON'T PAY NO MIND TO THE OLE BATS THE OLE BAT WITCH GINA DON'T EVEN GET ON HERE ANY MORE I THINK SHE DONE GAVE UP
My Cleon knows who butters his bread and it AIN'T you wittow caveboys! Good for you Denise - you go girl! Dale -- you better be careful - who knows what Regina's got in store for you. She's the dark horse -- comes out with things you can't ever imagine! Get em, Gina!!!! Now - little Ricky -- I think you need to sit back, take a few deep breaths, and realize you really don't want to side with those 3 caveboys. See all our other guys are on the side of right - the side of the girls. Rethink your decision, Ricky. Hounddog -- come back with us gals -- we treat you good -- Dale and Jim will only get you in trouble and you're way to cute to be in trouble!
Now you cute lil Hounddog I thought you were coming to the girls side! We need a sweet lil puppy like you. Don't try to change my sweet loving Jack to a caveboy. Love ya, Hdg.
Dale get a hold of caveboy Jack an tell hin ol hdg is also chewing him out a BIG heavy green (OAK) club (da-m the ol dogs teeth are getting sore from all the chewing lately) I pretty shure he will be> needing <it as it seemes as though the(toooooooo blond bat) you know the one is getting pretty (UPPEDY ) an mouthy lately she probally just needs a club induced (LONG NAP) tell Jack it will be finished shortely so tell him to come an get it anytime, no reason in delaying the much needed (nap) any longer?? them blonds all need a regular (club nap) to keep them happy,hdg
Hey! I take offense to that. I am not tooooooooo blond. And I can be a real threat if I have to be. Sooooooooo, you wittow caveboys (you too Ricky) better watch out. Don't make the toooooooo blond bat angry!
OOOOH RICKY, THAT WAS THE REALLY, REALLY, BLOND, BLOND BAT THAT FLU INTO THE ROUTE 66 MEETING NO REAL THREAT SHE'S TOOOOOOOOO BLOND NOW REGINA IS THE QUEEN WITCH IF THE QUEEN WITCH SHOWS, IT COULD BE A WITTOW PROBLEM BUT REAL WITTOW I WOULD SAY, NOT ENOUGH THREAT TO WORRY HOTROD YET COULD GIVE HIM THE HEADS UP, I GUESS
HEY HDG, I THINK YA MIGHT WANTA CHEW OUT A GOOD HARD OAK CLUB FOR THE CLEON CAVE BOY THE ROSIE DING BAT IS REAL HARD HEADED
Hey girls, it was me (sweet lil Denise) who was at the RT66 meeting. It looks like I acomplished another mission! Now I have ole Ricky running scared. Rick, that's what you get for playing with our wittow caveboys!!
AIN'T THAT SWEET I CAN SEE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET THAT GUY A CLUBDALE L. CAREY SR Dale you maby think that hdg should help that good ol boy Cleon out an the ol hdg go out an chew out a big hickory club for him OR is it gonna have to be a verry tough green(OAK) club I have heard that the blond Rosie_MAY be/could be/ a good probally is pretty hard headed at times We Shure don;t wont one of the good ol boys getting (HURT) or anything like that__of course this is just (hearsay) so don;t go spreading around (gossip) or nothing like that hdg don't need another BLONDY looking to beat his ol floppy ears an coontail down it's the proud way a ol houn holdes their tail high that makes then so special/handsome/adoring/king like/verry domminering/did I mention handsome?hdg
You Know Dale I seen a Blond Bat at our Route66 meeting Sunday. Could it be that she was there on a recruiting mission to start a new Bat Chapter in Route 66 ??? If so I wonder what they will call themselves? (The Blond Bat Flu or Just the Bat Flu) Hay we need to develop a vaccine for it. If we get lucky on Halloween when the Queen Witch flies past all the Bats will fallow her and hitch a ride on her broom stick. Dale don't you think that you should tell Hot Rod so he can warn the 66 Chapter
-- Edited by Easyon3 on Tuesday 20th of October 2009 09:06:22 PM
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the ol hdg has been banned
OH well
hdg
I was really hoping we could save Hdg. To bad!
WHEN THEY DO HAVE A COME BACK, IT'S ONLY LIKE PLEASE HDG, COME OVER TO THE BAT SIDE
don/t you blonds know that the ol hdg is too OLD an SLY to fall > prey< to the cute lil (spring dew an honey) ( sweet talk) that you gals use so freely
for being so blondish 
Or maby just call your hubbys an clue them in on (how) the paddling should be carried out? but being as BLOND as you gals are youll would probally just like it 
WE KNOW WHY YOUR GUYS DON'T POST ON HERE & SIDE WITH US WITTOW CAVE BOYS
IT HAS A WIND VELOCITY OF 170 MILES PER HOUR
she probally just needs a club induced (LONG NAP) tell Jack it will be finished shortely so tell him to come an get it anytime, no reason in delaying the much needed (nap) any longer?? them blonds all need a regular (club nap) to keep them happy,hdg
IF THE QUEEN WITCH SHOWS, IT COULD BE A WITTOW PROBLEM
COULD GIVE HIM THE HEADS UP, I GUESS