OZARK MOUNTAIN TRIKERS FORUM

Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Back To The Homepage -> Ozark Mountain Trikers -> Ozark Mountain Trikers -> NEWS LETTER
Post Info TOPIC: NEWS LETTER
Don Hodges


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 700
Date:
RE: NEWS LETTER
Permalink  
 

Dale be (VERRY CAREFUL) especially iffin you are married to one of them battys just try an not (BUY) her a present for christmas because she is visiting the cave for companionshipconfuse.gif the outcome could make for a verry (COLD) an probally a verry bloody winter for youdoh.gif hdg found out after 2 of them that they are pretty (TOUCHY) when it comes to (NO PRESENTS) keep the club real handy if you try this one hdg

__________________

hdg
DALE


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 2107
Date:
Permalink  
 

I'M THINKIN THE OLE BATS DON'T DO CHRISTMASno THEY'RE HANGIN AROUND IN THE CAVE THAT TIME A YEARnod.gif



__________________
DALE L. CAREY SR.
HillBilly Jim


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 1571
Date:
Permalink  
 

Hey Guys!!! Even Frosty is getting in the Christmas spirit. He got his nice "club" present early this year. Think Santa is trying to tell these ol' bats something? "You ain't getting nuttin' but swatted for Christmas".

__________________
DALE


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 2107
Date:
Permalink  
 

HEY HDG, I'M A THINKIN A BIGGER CLUB MIGHT DO ITsmile THOSE BLOND BATS ARE GETTIN JUST TO HARD HEADED FOR THE NORMAL SIZE CLUBblankstare JUST KNOCKS EM A LITTLE DIZZYashamed DON'T REALLY GIVE EM THEIR NEEDED NAPno

__________________
DALE L. CAREY SR.
smileygrannie1


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 363
Date:
Permalink  
 

Now HDG, you should know us blond, redhead dark haired and Cherokee cuties are not afraid of you bad wittow caveboys!! We're not scared of your clubs either(no matter how you make them).blehblehbleh But we still love ya.wink

__________________
Denise Worthy
Fay


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 419
Date:
Permalink  
 

Hey Hdg's, Flew by your dog house yesterday morning and it looked like you were still in bed. When I flew back by it was dark and raining. but one of these days I will fly by at the right time and will use your new bat on you ( whack whack)biggrin  

                                                      The old Cherokee Bat

__________________
Fay Luhmann
HillBilly Jim


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 1571
Date:
Permalink  
 

Hope all you old bats have a Merry Christmas and get the bugs you want in your stockings.

__________________
Don Hodges


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 700
Date:
Permalink  
 

ru15077.jpgCave man out strolling around in his new duds an the new prescription pill in hand(BE AFRAID) blondies veerrrryyy afraidbiggrin.gif

__________________

hdg
Don Hodges


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 700
Date:
RE: NEWS LETTER urgent UPDATE
Permalink  
 

ru942_xl.jpgThe new improved pill for the batties that are the trouble makers

__________________

hdg
Don Hodges


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 700
Date:
RE: NEWS LETTER
Permalink  
 

confuseHOLLY MOLLYES them batties slipped outta the cave again??Did the weather warm back up or what cry.gif Hdg is wondering now where that injun an that readheaded blond has ventured off to confuse.gif It may be a full time (JOB) keeping them lil batties corraled an contented this winter?(OR) maby there is a need to use a..> tripple whack<... each time instead of the humane one time whackblankstare.gif what you caveboys openion on this cure confuse.gif an maby even use a booster >WHACK< about every outher day?shurelly they will have to eventually sink in through all them callouses cry.gif hdg going back to the drawing board to figure out the (ENLARGED) version of the remmendy,the hdgS job is never done sheezzzes..hdg



__________________

hdg
smileygrannie1


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 363
Date:
Permalink  
 

I'm here too. I've just been real busy all week. You boys should know by now that us girls stick together!biggrin We like to keep you wittow caveboys wondering.confuse

__________________
Denise Worthy
Rosie


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 1419
Date:
Permalink  
 

See - my fellow bat girls are always around.  Maybe they don't post too often, but they're around - don't ever forget that -- we're watching you!!!!

__________________
greg


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 125
Date:
Permalink  
 

We are all right here, but just where are you hiding. Didn't even show up for out meeting Saturday. Did the blonde kick in and you forgot. I know it's hard being blonde and a caveboy all at the same time. LOL  I'm here for ya Rosie.  Gina

__________________
DALE


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 2107
Date:
Permalink  
 

FINE--JUST FINEconfuse SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE TRYIN TO CONVINCE YOURSELFno HEY, WHERE'S ALL YOUR OLE BAT BUDDYShmm 

__________________
DALE L. CAREY SR.
Rosie


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 1419
Date:
Permalink  
 

You're a week late with the head injury ploy - that's old news now!  I'm fine -- just fine! 

__________________
DALE


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 2107
Date:
Permalink  
 

HEY WITTOW CAVE BOYS, LOOKS LIKE ROSIE'S TRYIN TO "HANG" IN THE FEUD, BUT DON'T SEEM TO HAVE MUCH OF AN INTELLIGENT FEED BACKno YOU GOT IT RIGHT JIM, THEY'RE BREATHIN THE RISING GAS FROM THEIR OWN DROPPINGShmm YA'LL MAYBE DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT ROSIE RUNNIN HER HEAD SMACK INTO SOMETHIN, CAUSING HER TO BE A LITTLE DIZZYconfuse I GUESS HER BAT RADAR MALFUNCTIONEDblankstare COULD BE CAUSED FROM THE GASashamed   

__________________
DALE L. CAREY SR.
HillBilly Jim


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 1571
Date:
Permalink  
 

You gotta love this game. The bat even gets to win.
http://www.psychogoldfish.com/all_games/view/batOuttaHell

__________________
Rosie


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 1419
Date:
Permalink  
 

Haha - love the sign.

__________________
HillBilly Jim


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 1571
Date:
Permalink  
 

Because the sign told them to.

batcave



__________________
Don Hodges


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 700
Date:
Permalink  
 

geeeS it lookes like there is still two as in 2 of them %blondie batties% out there an still hanging on to the tree limbs with their lil  bright red painted toes/claws confuse.gif OR are they frost bitten by now an are just red from the cold, DaM- they must be hard headed confuse.gif  to suffer like that just to try an prove a point that has allready been lost/forgotten by the  Maucho caveboys hmm.gif Im pretty shure that that wanna be blondconfuse.gif (yes the redheaded) one an the dark headed one an even the cherokee one or is that the flathead tribe?? It;s pretty hard for the hdg to keep all them tribes straight!! has give it (up) as a loosing battle an allready went to the nice  damp an warm cave by now an are yakking to each outher verry happily while hanging upside down no wonder it sounds like jibberish too much blood to the lil brains confuse.gif I guess we cave boys need to show a (little) compasion to the two yes 2 lonely cold desolent forgotton forsaken forlone frost bitten last two 2 blondies an just >thump< them in the head an drag the poor things to the cave before they completly freeze to the limbs that they are hanging on to. we will need something to keep us entertained/amused in the springtime againbiggrin.gif  The ol hdg has got what is really best for them taken to heartaww.gif ((hip hip horray)) for such a nice compasoniate loving adorable slick haired tick an flea free(Thanks to the cold weather an raid) ol hdg I think he get's better every dayaww.gif >>author unknown<< but probally a prize winner like the big boy in the big house to be continued!!?? by the author

__________________

hdg
Rosie


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 1419
Date:
Permalink  
 

what kind of answer is that????  tomorrow?  takes you that long to make up the answer?  caveboys - can't live with em.

__________________
HillBilly Jim


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 1571
Date:
Permalink  
 

Great job Ron but we wouldn't have expected anything less (smile). I think maybe we need a monthly "Bat Trivia" section. I will be submitting one soon for the next edition. Question of the day: Why did the ol' blonde bat cross the road????  ANSWER COMING TOMORROW

__________________
smileygrannie1


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 363
Date:
Permalink  
 

The newletter looked great. Keep up the good work!wink

__________________
Denise Worthy
DALE


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 2107
Date:
Permalink  
 

HEY RON, SUPER JOB ON THE NEWS LETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!headbang.gif

__________________
DALE L. CAREY SR.
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
Back To The Homepage -> Ozark Mountain Trikers -> Ozark Mountain Trikers -> NEWS LETTER


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse 		Powered by ActiveBoard