Dale be (VERRY CAREFUL) especially iffin you are married to one of them battys just try an not (BUY) her a present for christmas because she is visiting the cave for companionship the outcome could make for a verry (COLD) an probally a verry bloody winter for you hdg found out after 2 of them that they are pretty (TOUCHY) when it comes to (NO PRESENTS) keep the club real handy if you try this one hdg
Hey Guys!!! Even Frosty is getting in the Christmas spirit. He got his nice "club" present early this year. Think Santa is trying to tell these ol' bats something?"You ain't getting nuttin' but swatted for Christmas".
HEY HDG, I'M A THINKIN A BIGGER CLUB MIGHT DO IT THOSE BLOND BATS ARE GETTIN JUST TO HARD HEADED FOR THE NORMAL SIZE CLUB JUST KNOCKS EM A LITTLE DIZZY DON'T REALLY GIVE EM THEIR NEEDED NAP
Now HDG, you should know us blond, redhead dark haired and Cherokee cuties are not afraid of you bad wittow caveboys!! We're not scared of your clubs either(no matter how you make them). But we still love ya.
Hey Hdg's, Flew by your dog house yesterday morning and it looked like you were still in bed. When I flew back by it was dark and raining. but one of these days I will fly by at the right time and will use your new bat on you ( whack whack)
HOLLY MOLLYES them batties slipped outta the cave again??Did the weather warm back up or what Hdg is wondering now where that injun an that readheaded blond has ventured off to It may be a full time (JOB) keeping them lil batties corraled an contented this winter?(OR) maby there is a need to use a..> tripple whack<... each time instead of the humane one time whack what you caveboys openion on this cure an maby even use a booster >WHACK< about every outher day?shurelly they will have to eventually sink in through all them callouses hdg going back to the drawing board to figure out the (ENLARGED) version of the remmendy,the hdgS job is never done sheezzzes..hdg
I'm here too. I've just been real busy all week. You boys should know by now that us girls stick together! We like to keep you wittow caveboys wondering.
We are all right here, but just where are you hiding. Didn't even show up for out meeting Saturday. Did the blonde kick in and you forgot. I know it's hard being blonde and a caveboy all at the same time. LOL I'm here for ya Rosie. Gina
HEY WITTOW CAVE BOYS, LOOKS LIKE ROSIE'S TRYIN TO "HANG" IN THE FEUD, BUT DON'T SEEM TO HAVE MUCH OF AN INTELLIGENT FEED BACK YOU GOT IT RIGHT JIM, THEY'RE BREATHIN THE RISING GAS FROM THEIR OWN DROPPINGS YA'LL MAYBE DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT ROSIE RUNNIN HER HEAD SMACK INTO SOMETHIN, CAUSING HER TO BE A LITTLE DIZZY I GUESS HER BAT RADAR MALFUNCTIONED COULD BE CAUSED FROM THE GAS
geeeS it lookes like there is still two as in 2 of them %blondie batties% out there an still hanging on to the tree limbs with their lil bright red painted toes/claws OR are they frost bitten by now an are just red from the cold, DaM- they must be hard headed to suffer like that just to try an prove a point that has allready been lost/forgotten by the Maucho caveboys Im pretty shure that that wanna be blond (yes the redheaded) one an the dark headed one an even the cherokee one or is that the flathead tribe?? It;s pretty hard for the hdg to keep all them tribes straight!! has give it (up) as a loosing battle an allready went to the nice damp an warm cave by now an are yakking to each outher verry happily while hanging upside down no wonder it sounds like jibberish too much blood to the lil brains I guess we cave boys need to show a (little) compasion to the two yes 2 lonely cold desolent forgotton forsaken forlone frost bitten last two 2 blondies an just >thump< them in the head an drag the poor things to the cave before they completly freeze to the limbs that they are hanging on to. we will need something to keep us entertained/amused in the springtime again The ol hdg has got what is really best for them taken to heart ((hip hip horray)) for such a nice compasoniate loving adorable slick haired tick an flea free(Thanks to the cold weather an raid) ol hdg I think he get's better every day >>author unknown<< but probally a prize winner like the big boy in the big house to be continued!!?? by the author
Great job Ron but we wouldn't have expected anything less (smile). I think maybe we need a monthly "Bat Trivia" section. I will be submitting one soon for the next edition. Question of the day: Why did the ol' blonde bat cross the road???? ANSWER COMING TOMORROW