Hndg - You should have heard Dales rendition of the Ol'Bats Song. I am pretty sure it will become a Christmas classic. It ranks right up there with Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.
Hndg - You should have seen the sight. Santa brought a bunch of bat wings, fresh from Marvel Cave. The ol' bats there were scarfing them down like they were Bom Boms. Kind of cannibalistic in my humble opinion. Good thing we didn't run out of wings or they might have turned on each other. The feathers would have been flying then. Do bats actually have feathers??
Sorry you couldn't be at the party, HDG. Sure would like to get together with you. Thanks for the thought, even though ole Santa didn't find us. See ya!
We missed ya for sure hdg. Us batties also missed the earings. Them old stiff batties probably looked better in them anyway. The thought was a great one and I thank ya. My gift to you this year is a prayer for a new body. Thanks again for the gift and sorry you couldn't make it.
HEY ALL Did yall get your christmas presents from the ol hdg delivered to the party this evening I sent the batties (BIG) gold an diamond earings an the cave boys nikes an cowboyboots,also sent ALL the batties cute big pink bastard files so they can keep their lil toenails/claws sharp so they don"t fall while asleep.Kinda wondering about the big heavy gold earrings though while thay are asleep an hanging upside down it may make them have (BIG) coon hound ears shiure hope ol SANTA didn"t get lost I coulden"t remember the name of the (joint) so I told him to just look an see where all the old farts was an drop them off there( BUT) I had forgot about the ava place an the rest homeOWELL maby some outher oldies are happy MERRY CHRISTMAS anyhow sorry I missed the party but my ol joints an the rainy weather told me to stay my ol a-s at home.. hdg
I sent the batties (BIG) gold an diamond earings an the cave boys nikes an cowboyboots,also sent ALL the batties cute big pink bastard files so they can keep their lil toenails/claws sharp so they don"t fall while asleep.Kinda wondering about the big heavy gold earrings though while thay are asleep an hanging upside down it may make them have (BIG) coon hound ears 
shiure hope ol SANTA didn"t get lost I coulden"t remember the name of the (joint) so I told him to just look an see where all the old farts was an drop them off there( BUT) I had forgot about the ava place an the rest home
MERRY CHRISTMAS anyhow 
.. hdg