Obama dies and finds himselfbefore the Pearly Gates.
He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish & longed tomeet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets anotherbearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?
'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladderyet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?
'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardlycontain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, hereaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeatshis question: 'Are you Mohammed?...' he gasps as he is, by now, totallyout of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son.... I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted.
Would you like a cup of coffee..?'
'Yes! please, my Lord'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out:
'Hey Mohammed-- two coffees!'
Keep your trust in God; Your government has failed you miserably.
