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THE DARK SIDE OF WOMEN probally BLOND??
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biggrinA woman was in town on a shopping trip.

She began her day by finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the secondaww.

In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone ranghmm.

It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a
terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possibleno.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiquessmile.

She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop.

She was jubilantawwbiggrinsmile.

Then she remembered her husbandconfuse.  She dashed to the hospital.

She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition.

The lady doctor glared at her and then said, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit for the past four hours! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, though, because more than likely it will be the last shopping trip you ever take!ashamed For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care.  And caring for him will now be your career!
bleh
The woman broke down and sobbedno.

The lady doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just messing with you.aww....He's
 deaddoh . . . Show me what you bought!"biggrin Yep HDG thinks that they were Both BLONDS biggrin after reading all of it, especially the HAPPY ending confuse biggrin HDG

 



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