I USED TO BE A BARBER. NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M WONDERIN IF THESE KIDS & THE HUNDRED & THIRTY TWO GRANDKIDS ARE REALLY MY DOINS. I KNEW I SHOULDA LET THAT GUY IN AHEAD FOR A CUT
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customer and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy Just smiled and left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy silently left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy quickly shut the door an left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." He must be going some place where he gets seen right away.
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!" hdg
-- Edited by Don Hodges on Tuesday 8th of June 2010 10:42:01 PM
and left. 
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
