You mean you are supposed to use forks? Maybe that is why when we have spaghetti, I have to do it in my Fruit of the Looms. I have a lot of other comments I could make about having spaghetti in my lap but I have been told this is a "G" rated forum.
I don't know if I have enough forks for everyone - it might have to be bring your own fork! I do have more than 2 forks, though. We're leaving it up to u guys about the underwear thing! I can live without the image of u guys eating spaghetti in your undies!