Chris - I know the feeling - clutch, shift, brake, and throttle - too much for this old woman to remember! Plus balance - free on three is a whole lot better! No 2 wheelers for me! Yeah - the guys will have a blast with your story! Plus u left them wondering just what you were trying to clutch!
Well we got home and Larry took the bike out on the road. Then I got on it. I can go in first gear BUT when I tried to turn it I accidently throttle up. It's a good thing we have that big pile of saw dust mulch at the end of the drive. No I didn't crash, but almost. Got a lot more practicing to do before I can take it on the road. AUTOMATIC sounds good. There's so much to think about. You know like throttle, shifting and brakes. Will I ever get the hang of it? I could of emailed you privately but I thought everyone would get a laugh out of it. SOOOOO everybody, especially you guys "SMILE" Chris
It's a good thing we have that big pile of saw dust mulch at the end of the drive.
No I didn't crash, but almost. Got a lot more practicing to do before I can take it on the road. AUTOMATIC sounds good.
You know like throttle, shifting and brakes. 
Will I ever get the hang of it? 
I could of emailed you privately but I thought everyone would get a laugh out of it. SOOOOO everybody, especially you guys "SMILE"