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OH CHRISY, HEARD ON THE NEWS THIS MORNIN SOMEONE OVER IN GAINSVILLE WAS BURNIN BIBLESconfuse WENT ON TO SAY IT WAS NOT INTENTIONAL AND THAT IT WAS CAUSE BY SOMEONE SWEARING ON A STACK OF THEMno MAN DOES ROSIES LAST POST LOOK LIKE A DRUNKIN LAUGHwink

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Dale, This bat will swear on a stack of Bibles that I didn't even look at the wording. This Bat hasn't had a drink in about 32 years. So maybe you need to corner honest Jimmy again. If he swore on a stack of Bibles they would burn up.

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YA RIGHT, I'M THINKIN YOU'RE BOTH TIPPIN THE BOTTLEbuggered.gif CHRISY BAT, IF YA CHANGED MY CLOTHS IN THE POST, YA SURELY COULD HAVE AND DID CHANGE THE WORDING OF THE POST TO TRY AND INCRIMINATE HONEST LITTLE JIMMYweirdface.gif



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Wooo haaa!  Bat sisters across the nation unite -- the boys are going down!!!! 

-- Edited by Rosie on Thursday 10th of March 2011 07:32:01 PM

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Yes Dale and Jim that is my post but I saved that picture before Jim had a chance to change it.  nod.gif Then today I decided that we never see Dale in a suit except his caveboy suit  thats how we see him so I took that picture that I had saved and put his caveboy suit back on him and posted it.nod.gif  I really hadn't noticed the part about one of the original bat boys until I got on this time.confuse.gif  It's Jims mistake for sure.nod.gifnana.gif Bet ya didn't know that I save a lot of these pics in case I have a chance to use them later. headbang.gif

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Let me get my blood shot eyes focused, let me drag my drunk self to the computer, let me ... blah, blah, blah! 



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OH ROSIE BAT, THE HARDEST PART OF QUITIN IS TO ADMIT THE PROBLEMohmygod.gif I SEE WHAT YOUR TALKIN ABOUT, BUT THAT HAPPENS TO BE CHRISY BATS POST, "NOT JIMS"no TRY AND FOCUSconfuse MAYBE SQUINT AND REALLY CONCENTRATEohmygod.gifYOU'LL SEE THAT IT'S CHRISY BATS POSTwink

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Sure it does and I'll bet you think that one of the caveboys put that costume on Doctor Dale too. We got too much respect for our President to ever doctor up one of his pictures like that. That is something only an inebriated ol' bat would do. (hiccupp)

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Thanks Chris!!!! Jim, Dale and HD read the text! 
"One of the Original BAT BOYS ..." -- The truth always comes out!!!
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GOSH CHRISY, I'M BEGINNING TO THINK ALL YOU OLE BATS ARE DRINKIN YOURSELVES INTO HALLUCINATIONSconfuse DON'T GET YOURSELVES SO UPSET THAT IT DRIVES YA'LL TO DRINKINno EVERYTHING WILL WORK ITSELF OUTpetting.gif IT ALWAYS DOESwink I JUST MIGHT HAVE TA MAKE ANOTHER TRIP TO WASHINGTON TO SEE IF THERE IS ANY AID FOR ALL YOU DRUNKIN OLE BATSidea.gif SURE HOPE THE OLE CHEROKEE BAT DON'T START IN ON THAT FIRE WATERno THAT COULD TURN UGLY FOR THEOLE BUNGEE CAVE BOYnirvana.gif

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Now I see where Rosie came up with the Bat Boy thing she was blaiming me for. She got it from Chrissy. Guess now the ol' bats are conspiring against each other. Sure is a sad day in the bat cave when the bat sisters can't even get along with each other.

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I'M NOT SURE HOW WE CAN HELP ROSIE BATconfuse JUST HOPE SHE'S NOT TIPPIN AT WORKno IT'S HARD ENOUGH TO KEEP THESE OLE BATS EMPLOYED WITHOUT THEM LOSIN THERE JOBS FOR ABUSIVE ALCHOHOL INDULGINGdisbelief

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This is all us bats see when we see the pic of Dale’s trip to Washington.

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Hope Cleon's plan doesn't backfire on him. Closer to the AA meetings also means closer to the liquor store. I thought selling the brown bag and lampshade at a yard sale was a good idea but it was probably just a ruse to raise money to restock the wine cellar.  Once you get into that MadDog 20-20 you're pretty well hooked for life.

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THAT POOR GIRL, I'M THINKIN CLEONS MAIN REASON TO MOVE TO TOWN IS THAT IT'LL BE CLOSER TO ROSIES ALCOHOLIC THERAPISTfear.gif SURE HOPE IT DON'T BACKFIRE ON HIMno I CAN JUST SEE ROSIE BAT WANDERIN AROUND THE NEIGHBOR HOOD IN DISARAYconfuseconfuseconfuse WE ALL REALLY NEED TO TRY AND HELP HER THE BEST WE CANweirdface.gif

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HillBilly Jim


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Rosie - Take two asperin and try to sleep it off. You'll be better in the morning. Not getting enough sleep can lead to hallucinations and sipping a jug of wine probably doesn't help either. You haven't seen my pink elephant have you? I seem to have misplaced it.  

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Well - when you're head caveboy you can do whatever you want and it doesn't show up as being edited!  Don't even try to make me think I'm crazy - it was THERE!!!!  I have a witness!!!

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ROSIE BAT, I DON'T EVEN SEE WHERE THERE'S ANY INDICATION OF JIMS POST BEING EDITEDno IT SHOWS WHERE YOU EDITED YOUR POSTconfuse I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I GOTTA BE THINKIN YOU'VE POSSIBLY BEEN WORKIN TO MANY HOURSpetting.gif

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Edit???? I didn't eat anything. Though I have to admit that Hndg's picture has me with a handerin' for ice cream.

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Jim - you are a cave BRAT!  You went back and edited your presidential post!!!!  That's ok - I'm sure I'm not the only bat sister who noticed your slip ... you just can't outsmart bat girls!

-- Edited by Rosie on Wednesday 9th of March 2011 05:32:02 PM

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ROSIE BAT, IT'S GONNA REALLY BE HARD TO BE NICE TO YOU FOR ANOTHER WHOLE MONTHnonononono

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HillBilly Jim


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Huh?????? Rosie you been sipping again?

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I find it interesting that (as per Jim's post) you went as a "bat boy" - thought you could get further as a bat boy than a cave boy?  Anyway I thought bat boys were @ Wrigley Field!!!

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BE AWARE HDG, LOOKS TO ME THOSE OLE BATS ARE CIRCLIN AND PLAN ON SNEEKIN THAT ROAD KILL FROM YAconfuse MOSQUITOES ARE HARD TO COME BY THIS TIME A YEAR AND THOSE OLE BATS ARE NEEDIN FOODwink HOPFULLY WE CAN FIND THEM SOME MOSQUITOES AND CONTINUE TO BE NICE FOR THE NEXT MONTHno

I'M THINKIN YOU OLE BATS SHOULD BE GRATEFULL THAT I WENT TO WASHINGTON TO HELP YA'LL OUTwink I ALSO TALKED TO THEM ABOUT GETTING US BETTER FUEL AND I GUESS I HAD SOME SUCCESS IN THAT THE FUEL PRICES REFLECT THAT WE SURELY HAVE A BETTER QUALITY FUEL NOWohmygod.gif

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Hndg - You gotta watch the ol' bats when they start circling. You know they are up to no good. The last time they did that, Santa and our shiny red convertibles got bushwacked.

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You caveboys are just toooooooo funny! NOT! You guys are the one's that need to get jobs. We bat sisters are ready to gang up on you guys and eradicate all of you!!furiousfurious Hounddog we all love you, but you let those bad wittow caveboys entice you into their cave. We will rescue you if you will let us!smilesmile



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I don't think you ol' bats realize just how much us caveboys do for you. I just found this newsclip detailing Dr. Dale's recent trip to Washington to get March declared as National Be Good To Ol' Bats Month.
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Just a sample of what some houns are capable offfhmm or some of his cousinsashamedA man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof.. He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. 

 

The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van.  He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.  When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.  The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. 

 

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the bear knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog."  hmm



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Well let;s see now iffin any of them BLOND BATTIEs had offred to ADOPT/feed/honor/shampooded with flea soap/bought  several new spicked collars/did I mention feed an groom regular/ get him a nice clean warm with a cpu an tv installed with a sana an mood lighting fancy dog cabin The ol hdg MIGHT of been a loyal PET aww to them BUT NOOOO they had to pick on him an class him in the cave boy class an run him down as a ol flea bitten ol mut confuse an then they canno;t figure why ol hdg picks on they doh well DUHHH confuse then the great ol houn offers them big healthy fat mesquito on a plate biggrin an he don't even get a THANK you ol great king fun loving houn dog confuse well the GAME is back on in all it's glory so hang high batties the ol hdg is back with a vengence GRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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