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Rosie


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Yeah Chris - that's all they think about!  What they don't seem to understand is that it's pretty much a full time job keeping their caveboy butts out of trouble.  Bedtime rolls around and I'm pooped out - working behind the scenes - making the world a better place for caveboys.  If it weren't for us batgirls - caveboys would have been extinct eons ago!  But do we brag about it - NOOOOO!  They need to adjust their attitudes and appreciate what we do ...

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OMG is that all these caveboys can think about is putting us to work. I think they all need a job. They all have way to much time on theri hands.

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WHY SWEET ROSIE BAT, WE'RE HONERING ALL THE BAT GIRLS THIS MONTH AND NEXT MONTHwink THIS NATIONAL BE GOOD TO THE OLE BATS MONTH HAS REALLY BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTION HOW WONDERFULL YOUOLE BATS AREpetting.gif THE BLAH, BLAH, BLAH THING WAS REAL HURTFULLbuggered.gif

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Rosie


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I see that it's the same old blah, blah, blah even on this site --- don't you caveboys have anything interesting to say?  Other than pick on the bat girls?

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I GUESS I'M WILLING TO SACRIFICE SOME OF MY TIME TO HELP KEEP ALL THOSE OLE BATS EMPLOYED IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO KEEP THEM HAPPYteamwork.gif HOW ABOUT YOU HDGpetting.gif YA'LL GOTTA KNOW THIS PUTS A STRAIN ON ALL THE CAVEBOYS TO HAVE ALL THAT EXTRA INCOME AND TO FIND A WAY TO SPEND IT ALLconfuse OH WELL, HOW WE SACRIFICE FOR TO KEEP THOSE OLE BATS HAPPYohmygod.gif

THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP ABOUT WHY BUNGEE CAVE BOY HAS TO HANG THE OLE CHEROKEE BAT BY THE NECKblahblah.gif

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Dale - Bungee Man has to hang the ol' Cherokee by by her neck cause she talks in her sleep and that is the only way he can shut her up. Come to think of it, she talks about as much when she is awake.
National Be Good To The Ol' Bats Month. What a great idea. Now the rest of the world will be good to them like we are all the time. Does that mean we should be spending more time trying to find them jobs? Everyone knows a happy ol' bat is a busy ol' bat and they are the happiest when they are bringing home a minimum of three paychecks. Kind of lifts the caveboys spirits too even though it is quite a strain to have to spend all the extra money.   

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LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT THE OLE CHEROKEE BAT HANGIN BY THE NECKconfuse

I HEARD ON THE NEWS THIS MORNIN THAT THE BILL WAS PASSED TO MAKE THIS MONTH NATIONAL BE GOOD TO THE OLE BATS MONTH AND BEING THEY DIDN'T GET IT PASSED TIL WE WERE ALREADY INTO THE MONTH, THEY DECIDED TO EXTEND IT THROUGH THE MONTH OF APRILfrustrated.gif WHAT A BUMMER, JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF OUR GOVERNMENT STICKIN THERE NOSE INno



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HillBilly Jim


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Dale - The only problem with Bungeeman's offer is he forgets he works in places that have a lot of heavy equipment around. This is the rig he uses to put the ol Cherokee bat to bed. I'm thinkin' in wouldn't be big enough for some of the ol' bats.
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WELL, I TALKED TO THE OLE CHEROKEE BATS BETTER HALF TONIGHT, THE BUNGEE MAN, NOW KNOWN AS THE OLE BUNGEE CAVE BOY. WELL THE BUNGEE CAVE BOY WAS TELLIN ME THAT HE READ SOMEWHERE THAT AS THESE OLE BATS GET UP THERE IN AGE THEY ACTUALLY GET TO WHERE THEY CAN'T HANG ON VERY WELL TO THE CAVE CEILING AND THEY HAVE A HARD TIME RESTINGno WELL, BUNGEE CAVE BOY IS WILLING TO PROVIDE ALL YOU OLE BATS WITH HIBERNATION BUNGEES TO HANG YA'LL TO THE CAVE CEILINGnod.gif HE SAYS THAT ALL YOU OLE BATS COULD KINDA BUNGEE UP AND DOWN TO HELP YA WHEN YA'LL ARE HAVIN A HARD TIME HIBERNATINnirvana.gif JUST GIVE A POST IFIN YA'LL ARE INTERESTED AND KEEP IN MIND, THAT THERE'S A LIMITED SUPPLY AND WHEN THE FIRST PRODUCTION RUN IS GONE, THERE'LL BE A SMALL FEE FOR ANY ORDERED AFTER THAT, SO HURRY, HURRYsprint.gif

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Don Hodges


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stock-vector-mosquito-vector-14658940.jpgJust to welcome the batties home biggrin a lil snack to help them replace all their lost energy getting home damm the ol hdg is getting nice aww

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Rosie


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I finally made it - lost all my passwords when I switched computers ... so it took me a while to remember who I was! 
I won't be getting a job at Ryan's ... they took one look at the caveboy references and said "no way"!  Keep looking boys ... just don't let the prospective employers know what you guys are - you're ruining my chances of finding gainful employment!

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WELL, SOME OF THE OLE BATS HAVE FOUND THEIR WAY TO THE OLE HOME CAVE WHERE LIFE IS GOOD AND THE CAVE DOES SEEM A LITTLE WARMERnod.gif IT'S GOOD TO SEE THE OLE CHEROKEE BAT MADE ITw00t.gif I JUST DON'T GIVE THAT GAL ENOUGH CREDITno I KNEW CHRISY BAT WOULD FIND HER WAY, WHERE THERE'S TROUBLE BREWIN, THAT GIRL IS USUALLY IN THE MIDSTgiggle.gif THE OLE DENISE BAT IS THE ONE THAT AMAZED ME THE MOST AS JACK EVEN HAS TO DRIVE HER TO WORK FOR FEAR OF HER GOIN TO THE WRONG JOB AT THE WRONG TIMEconfuse NOW THAT OLE BLOND BAT GIRL PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HANG UPSIDE DOWNnonono ROSIE BAT MAY NOT MAKE IT DOWN HERE WITHOUT HER TRACTOR OR SHE JUST MIGHT BE DOIN HER SECOND OR THIRD JOBwink

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Don Hodges


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Hey Guys have ya'l noticed how much warmer/cozyier it is down south in the ol famillar OMT cave biggrin than it was up north  BERRRRRrrrrrrrr doh Even the ol blondies batties found it rather quick an they look a lot cutter aww hanging in the ol home cave aww an  they even seem happier yawn home is GOOD with friends smile hdg is happy also biggrin an is just going to take a lil relaxing nap ,life is good

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GEE'S, I REALLY DIDN'T THINK THOSE OLE BATS WOULD FIND US OVER HERE THIS SOONno I GUESS THEY DESERVE A LITTLE MORE CREDIT THAN WE GIVE EMnonono I GOTTA AGREE WITH YA JIM ABOUT ROSIE AND HEAVY EQUIPMENTblankstare THAT COULD GET UGLY FASThmm HEAVY EQUIPMENT OPERATORS LIABILITY INSURANCE WOULD SKY ROCKETbuggered.gif

IF I WAS A BETTIN BOY, I'D JUST BETCHA THE OLE CHEROKEE BAT WON'T FIND HER WAY OVER HERE WITHOUT HELPno FOR A CHEROKEE, SHE'S NOT THAT GOOD
 A TRACKERdisbelief SHE JUST MIGHT HAVE TA PUT ONE A THOSE DOGS ON THE FORUM TRAILwink YA'LL NOTICED HOW FAST THE OLE HOUND DOG SNIFFED HIS WAY OVER HEREsniff.gif 

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Chris, Ive been here since 6:30this morning just watchingevileye.

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You can about bet that, if it got done, one of the caveboys did it. If we left you ol' bats to do things they would never get done. For one thing you would all be unemployed. It is a full time job for us just keeping you in work. I'm glad Cleon is getting rid of the tractor. He could have easily created a monster there. He lets Rosie ride around on the tractor and, the first thing you know, she thinks she can drive. I'm afraid the trike might be next. Any time you got an ol' bat at the controls, you got a problem. Rosie would be a lot better off working at Ryan's or aywhere she could ask the obvious question "Would you like fries with that order?"

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I made it. I'll just bet that whoever complained will have followed us here so they can complain some more. We might have to keep movin to the Road hogs site. This cave don't smell right. To much caveboy poop and not enough guano. Rosie and Fay need to get here fast.

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Jim, alias Hemlock Bones, did it!!!confuseconfuse



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GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE ROSIE BAT DOING HEAVY EQUIPMENT WORK, AS CLEON'S SELLING THE TRACTORconfuse I'M GUESSIN HE'S A WANTIN HER TO WORK AT THE HOSPITAL & WAITIN TABLES AT RYANSblankstare SHE LIKES THAT STUPID YELLOW HARD HAT SO MUCH, THAT SHE'S TRYIN TO GET IT MANDITORY FOR ALL THE WAITRESS AT RYANS AND ALL THE HOSPITAL STAFF TO WEAR THEMweirdface.gif

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Hndg - You gotta be careful when you are moving at night like that. I hear there is a lot of nighttime road construction going on. Guess they are letting Rosie and her cat work the grave yard shift so it don't interfere with her day job. You gotta keep an eye out for the bat on the cat wearing the yellow construction hat that doesn't have a clue where she is at. 

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YIPPPEEE  (HI Y"aL) hdg has returned HOME Damm Jim that was a long trip an NO smoke confuse hdg has arrived with all his roadkill an excess shi--tt no he is ready to have some FUN biggrinyawnsmile again where oh WHERE is them blondy batties confuse confuse confuse they never fly anywhere on time or they got LOST again as usual hmm owell they will be fluttering in tomorrow sometime, then the quano sh-tt will be flying/stinking again yipppeee again biggrin hdg

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I think we all started here. Welcome home!!!



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