Dale - All you gotta do is look at the background of the picture and you can see the wheels turning. I am really surprised that Obama didnt invite Orkin Al too. I think, by now, he has more awards than Stephen Hawkings and Edison put together. I think maybe Obama is keeping him in reserve in case things really get bad. Kind of like he is keeping our gas in reserve. He knows we have it, but we might really need it someday, so there is no sense in burning it up yet. I hope your little team can figure out a way to truly help the Japanese people. Have you guys considered sending the ol' bats over to bury the nuclear reactors in guano. I don't think even an atomic bomb would survive being buried in that stuff.
JUST RETURNED FROM THE WHITE HOUSE WHERE THE PRESIDENT TOLD ME THAT US CAVE BOYS HAVE OUR HANDS FULL WITH THE BAT PROBLEM IN THE OZARKS AND HOW THEY'VE INFILTRATED BTW HE ENCOURAGED US TO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND THAT THIS MISSION WAS PRIORITY DO TO ALL THE BAT GUANO BEING SPREAD THROUGH OUT OUR GREAT COUNTRY I RECEIVED A CALL FROM THE OLE CHEROKEE BAT THIS MORNIN AND SHE SEEMED CONCERNED FOR OUR COUNTRY ALSO I CONVINCED HER TO DO HER BEST TO ONLY SPREAD HER BAT GUANO IN A DESIGNATED AREA AND TO TRY TO TALK ALL THE OTHER OLE BATS TO DO THE SAME IN THE MEAN TIME MR.ORKIN AL, JIM, HDG, MYSELF, AND ALL THE OTHER CAVEBOYS WILL BE OUT THERE WORKIN TO KEEP THIS BAT PROBLEM UNDER CONTROL OUR OMT FEARLESS LEADER ORKIN AL WILL HAVE MORE INFO CONCERNING BAT RESTRICTIONS AT THE THE OMT MEETING SATURDAY MR AL ASKS THAT ALL THE CAVEBOYS PLEASE BRING THEIR BAT CLUBS
HE ENCOURAGED US TO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND THAT THIS MISSION WAS PRIORITY DO TO ALL THE BAT GUANO BEING SPREAD THROUGH OUT OUR GREAT COUNTRY
I RECEIVED A CALL FROM THE OLE CHEROKEE BAT THIS MORNIN AND SHE SEEMED CONCERNED FOR OUR COUNTRY ALSO
I CONVINCED HER TO DO HER BEST TO ONLY SPREAD HER BAT GUANO IN A DESIGNATED AREA AND TO TRY TO TALK ALL THE OTHER OLE BATS TO DO THE SAME
IN THE MEAN TIME MR.ORKIN AL, JIM, HDG, MYSELF, AND ALL THE OTHER CAVEBOYS WILL BE OUT THERE WORKIN TO KEEP THIS BAT PROBLEM UNDER CONTROL
OUR OMT FEARLESS LEADER ORKIN AL WILL HAVE MORE INFO CONCERNING BAT RESTRICTIONS AT THE THE OMT MEETING SATURDAY
MR AL ASKS THAT ALL THE CAVEBOYS PLEASE BRING THEIR BAT CLUBS
