This sounds like an authentic true story if you are from the rural south.
LOST CHURCHES OF LOUISIANA The hurricanes that hit the Gulf Coast of our nation were devastating. It did not spare the houses of worship in and around the area.
One of the local television stations in South Louisiana aired an interview with a woman from New Orleans. The interviewer was a woman from a Boston affiliate. She asked a local woman how such total and complete devastation of the Churches in the area had affected their lives.
Without hesitation, the woman replied, "I don't know about all those other people, but we haven't gone to Churches in years. We get our chicken from Popeye's".
The look on the interviewer's face was priceless.
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