Happy BDAY you Ol oneeyed bandit Hope that Maw lady treated you good am made you a big cookie Ol farts like you an I don't even rate a cake anymore but you never will catch up with hdg he was allready outta dippers before you was born enjoy ..hdg
Damn Paw, that makes you o-l-d. Bet you would have taken better care of yourself if you had known you were going to live this long. Remember the good old days when you were afraid to order a beer because you knew you were going to get carded and the picture on your ID didn't exactly match your face? Have a great day. Man your age deserves it!
Hope that Maw lady treated you good am made you a big cookie 
Ol farts like you an I don't even rate a cake anymore 
but you never will catch up with hdg 
he was allready outta dippers before you was born 